Guess what! It’s time for another installment of “What Was That Blog Thinking?!”

This week’s blog slam goes out to the moderators at the Zoosk.com blog, for their forum post, “Explain your screen name.” While we feel bad for the creepy, boring, and sometimes even obscene answers, we thank them providing us with a whole day’s worth of at-their-expense laughter. Here are a couple of BCUs favorite answers. We’ve omitted the picture, to at least save them a teeny tiny shred of digni-.   Eh. Nevermind.

1. Reefer

Straight and to the point, Mr. Reefer explains his screen name and manages to encapsulate the stoner persona with one, long, drawn out word.

2. Pegasus69

This one, while embarassing, is almost a little disappointing, because we really expected some sort of explanation about her creepy mythological flying horse fetish. Birth year? BORING.

3. Caddman1701

Oh Caddman, you sexy beast. Perhaps your photo did not catch my eye… but once you described your heroic career and your affinity for 60s  sci-fi television trivia, you made my heart pound with the passion of a thousand burning stars.

4. Prince of Pleasure

Let’s analyze. Note Exhibit A-  the shiny, almost greased bald head, complete with the Terminator like sunglasses and bulging traps, and Exhibit B- the incredibly sensual Hello Kitty poster behind him. These two features, combined with his adjective laden claim to sexual prowess… Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I believe we’ve found the sexiest man in the world.