and where can we take you today, sir?

It’s been exactly one month since the start of the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes, and we’re thrilled to see people logging in, uploading photos, and inviting friends to join OBC – all acts that get them entries into the running for ONE. MILLION. DOLLARS.

Right now we’re in the thick of it – it’s anyone’s game and we’re SO excited to see who the big winner will be. Where will they be from? How long have they been a member of OBC? Are they more into booty calls, relationships, or one-night-stands? Oh, and WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO IF THEY WIN A MILLION DOLLARS?

Of course, we already shared a post early on about the top 5 things you could do with a million big ones, but since it’s getting darker and colder here in our home town, we thought it would be fun to talk about all the cool places you can vacation (and why they’re rad for singles), once you’re holding onto a fat wad of Benjamins.

So, WHERE WILL YOU GO? How about…

1. Maui, Hawaii

This might be a stereotypical tropical vacation spot (there’s a reason there are TWO Hawaii Brady Bunch episodes), but there is a reason – it’s beautiful, warm, and has some of the greatest beaches for lounging and sipping piña coladas in the world. As a singleton, you’ll enjoy the hardbody surfers (both chicks and dudes) who will be tearing up the waves when you take a day-cation over to North Shore.

2. A Caribbean cruise

Maybe like me, you’ve got a bit of a bias against cruises ever since that one crashed and that other one became a floating toilet. However, there are many cruise lines that have gone off without a hitch, and a 13 night cruise around the Caribbean sounds about as luxurious and relaxing as you can get. Plus, for #teamSINGLE, you know what they say: what happens at sea, stays at sea (except herpes so bring protection).

3. Bangkok, Thailand

If you’re looking for the perfect combination of debauchery and natural beauty, Thailand is your place. Whether you want to explore the seedy underground of Bangkok or ride a boat into the teal-blue waters of Railay Beach, you’re sure to find something to make your trip memorable. Singles, check out 87 Plus, a nightclub so dark and sexy, it would be impressive if you DIDN’T get laid.

4. Miami, Florida

Maybe you want to stay within the contiguous United States, either because you’ve got a fear of flying over water or you have “passport issues” related to a “prior drug charge.” No worries – Miami is drivable from many spots in the South and on the East Coast. So pack up your bathing suit and dancing shoes because Miami is perfect for those of you who want to bounce back and forth between the beach and 4 am dance clubs. Plus, the city has some of the most beautiful Cuban ladies you’ll find on the continent. Protip: Check out LIV.

5. Rio De Janeiro, Brazil

Two words: World. Cup. That’s right, if score the big prize you’ll have cash moneys just in time to schedule yourself a trip to Rio for the World Cup. And if you’ve never partied with South Americans during the biggest soccer championships of the decade, well, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PARTYING IS. Whether you’re buying tickets to the most exciting games or partying the night away afterwards (or nursing yourself back to health in the morning with unlimited room service), having a heavy wallet will ensure the best possible time of your life. Oh, and guys, even if soccer isn’t your thing, may I remind you that Brazilian women look like THIS? Yeah. I’d start looking for hotels now.

How about you? Where would YOU want to go if you got your hands on the grand prize of a million dollars from OnlineBootyCall? Let us know in the comments!

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