In a perfect world, people could get booty whenever they wanted. Booty on demand, if you will. There’d be no STDs running around making life difficult, and pregnancies could be controlled in a similar way to how Todd Akin thinks human bodies work.

Unfortunately, this isn’t the case. We have to be careful. We have to keep ourselves safe and in some crummy cases, actually TURN DOWN booty. Until our imaginary utopian booty paradise comes to be, we’ll have to stick to this new Flo Rida video for Can’t Believe It. It’s about as close as we’re gonna get.