Heyyy, buddy. Wake up, sleepy head. It’s early, I know, but it’s time to start the day! Here, have some coff-

Oh, oh I see. You’ve got a case of the morning woods. That’s a little embarrassing, but don’t worry! I have something that will take care of that no problem.

What’s that? Oh, haha. No, it’s not that. But this will also only last three and a half minutes and you’ll definitely be flaccid afterwards.

See? What did I tell ya. Now get out of bed you lazy-ass.