Feeling that 2 o’clock feeling? Oh, here, let me wake you up –

How’s that for a wake up call? We all love boobs. Whether they are Kate Upton/Christina Hendricks massive or teeny-tiny, they’re all great. A celebration of femininity, a soft handful (or more) of pure happiness.

However, I’m not exactly sure I can say that for Miss Lacey Wildd, aka Paula Simonds, the 45-year-old Miami mother who just raised enough funds to upgrade her LLL fake chesticles to an UNHEARD OF SIZE Q. WHAT IN THE EVER LIVING F*CK?

According to the Daily Mail, Lacey has been upgrading her rack since 1990, and since then has had twelve new sets put in, totaling almost 50 pounds of boobage. Just recently, she raised the $23,000 it would cost (by basically begging for cash online) to go from damn those are big to GOOD GOD IS THAT AN ALIEN??? But in case you were wondering, she’s totally not doing it for fame, okay, she’s doing it FOR HER CHILDREN.

Via DM:

‘I want to leave a legacy to my children,’ says Ms Wildd, who has six children ranging in age from six to 29, plus a 25-year-old stepson.
‘My goal was never to be famous. My goal was to be able to take care of them, to be able to support them.’

‘I want to provide for my kids and pay for a college education, so they have opportunities I didn’t have.’

Surprise, surprise, though – her kids are NOT looking forward to her thirteenth set of implants, and say they are frequently the target of bullying for their mother’s outlandish looks. Plus, they say, they’re worried for her life – a sentiment shared by plastic surgeons who have looked at Lacey’s case.

Look, we’re not here to judge. Your body, your choice. But MAYBE reconsider getting into the final third of the alphabet of titty sizes, huh? Your skin, your back, and OH YEAH, your kids – will thank you.

What do you think? Are Lacey’s breasts too big? Or are you just as clinically insane as she is?