You’ve probably noticed that each Hump Day Hottie is categorized as a “celebrity” post. Which made this week’s post particularly difficult, because the lady I’ve chosen is about as close to being a celebrity as I am to being a Chris Brown fan. However, when perusing the web’s plethora of sexy celeb photoshoots, no A, B, or C-lister looked as fantastic as this D-list nobody, so Hump Day Hottie she became.

Her name is Georgia Salpa, and she’s a Greek-Irish model whose most famous role was on the British Celebrity Big Brother. She was snapped last week parading around the beaches of Marbella, Spain in an absolutely brain-shatteringly sexy white bikini. OBSERVE:

UHHHHMMMM, WHAT? How is that waist to boob ratio possible? I’m not sure, but I’m not the only one whose noticed – she was recently selected as #5 on FHM’s list of the hottest women in the world. And to think, she beat out Maxim’s #1 (the always-gorgeous Bar Rafaeli) for our Hump Day Hottie of the week. Now THAT says something about our love for white bikinis.

Head over to The Grumpiest to see more shots of this Greek bombshell.

Enjoy your 15 minutes, Georgia. We know we will.