Welcome to Wednesday, the sexiest day of the week. We combed to the edges of the earth (okay, to the edges of Twitter) to find this week’s Hump Day Hottie – a self-described “ThickAss Lady. Team #Bigass #Bisexual #Bosslady.” We’re down with ALL OF THAT, and we figured you would be too – so everyone say hello to Ebony Mamaa:

If we’re 100% honest, we can’t really be sure that Ebony Mamaa is the true owner of this curvaceous badonk since she features so many sexy ladies on her Twitter account (seriously NSFW, guys. DO NOT OPEN AT WORK. SAVE FOR LATER), but we’d like to think that the management behind one of the most T & A-filled accounts on Twitter is a big-bootied, bisexual lady, so we’re gonna pretend that’s her.

If that’s you – and you aren’t Ebony Mamaa – well then please get in touch with us by commenting below and leaving your real Twitter handle so we can give you a shout out to our nearly 10,000 followers! Also, if you could leave your phone number, AIM screen name, and OBC user name we’d appreciate that too. Also, wanna hang out sometime? Like tonight? Or right now? HELLO?