I come across photos of Jessica Alba on gossip sites DAILY. The woman is constantly being photographed for her fantastic style and pretty hair, but the lack of juicy body shots has been super disappointing since she had her two children, Honor and Haven. Luckily, that dry spell was just doused in a warm current of water from St. Barts, where she and her husband took a child-free vaycay and Miss Alba spent 90% of the time in some super sexy bikinis.

And let me tell you – hiding under those fashionable skinny jeans and flowy dresses, this mama has THE SMOKIN-EST BOD’, LIKE, EVER. Which is why we present her with the gift of this week’s Hump Day Hottie Award.

HOT DAMN, Jessica! Those eco-friendly products or whatever you’ve been hocking seriously do the body good, huh? I mean seriously, I know she’s only 31, but she’s squeezed two humans out of that body in the past 5 years. THAT is impressive.

Congrats, J-Alb, for ruining post-birth chubbiness for every woman in the world. Oh and readers, here’s an extra little taste to get you over that “2 o’clock feeling”.

WAY better than a 5 Hour Energy, AMIRITE?

Images via Hollywood Tuna