Remember the Super Bowl? It seems like 25 years ago, right? Fun fact: it was last month. DAMN YOU, TIME! If you can think back that far, you might remember that the event began the new reign of Queen Beyonce. In the weeks following her BOMBSHELL performance at the halftime show, people would not shut up (me included) about how she was the second coming of… I dunno, Madonna in the 80s?

That boost in popularity fizzled a bit, though, when people learned that Beyonce’s autobiographical HBO documentary was nothing more than a “theatrical infomercial,” and realized that maybe bowing down to a 31-year-old woman from Texas miiiiight be a bit much.

It appears that we have a new contender for Favorite Destiny’s Child Member of 2013! Enter KELLY ROWLAND, our Hump Day Hottie of the Week, and her new single, “Kisses Down Low”:

DAYUMN, GIRL! (Also, do you kind of imagine that Nicki Minaj is like, “neon colors and bright lipstick? THAT’S MYYYYY THING :( :( :(“)

Kelly Rowland is lookin’ FIIIINE, you guys! I mean I know we saw her looking super sexy at the Super Bowl, but she is looking especially sizzlin’ in this video that talks about, well, goin’ downtown. In that super-short mini dress and bathing suit, Kelly reminds us of the old adage, “absence makes the heart grow fonder,” because while we’ve been just about DROWNED in Beyonce’s image for the past decade, we haven’t really seen much of Miss Kelly. WE MISSED YOU, K-ROW!

For looking especially sexy (and reminding the dudes that they aren’t the only ones who like “Kisses Down Low”), we crown you the prestigious Hump Day Hottie award. KEEP IT UP.

(Oh, and sorry, Michelle. You gots a pretty face, but no one misses you and your decrepit dancing.)