I haven’t always been a Nicki Minaj fan. Something about her voice makes me feel like I’m getting an anesthesia-free lobotomy, and her ridiculous outfits on the red carpet seemed to be the world’s biggest plea for attention (actually, second largest behind this nutjob). However, in recent years as she’s shown up less in the media, I’ve started to think, maybe okay she’s not that bad. And DUH, she’s got a crazy curvy body (plastic surgery or not).

And as you can see, her video for her recent single Anaconda showcases that curvy bod for almost 5 straight minutes, and it’s goddamned mesmerizing — especially the part where Drake is clearly trying to wish his boner away. We think we’ll be taking today off, putting this on repeat, and drooling for the next 8 hours (with the mute on. We’re not superheroes and that song is TERRIBLE). Happy Hump Day, Nicki. Thanks for ruining our productivity with dat ass.