Reason #163,583 to not get married: your husband might cheat on you with a neo-Nazi and then marry someone who looks EXACTLY her like, seriously 6 months later.

Apparently attempting to legitimize the sanctity of marriage, Jesse James has come out announcing that he is engaged to tattoo-artist Kat Von D, after bring her to the very classy Art of Elysium charity event last week with a giant rock on her hand. Despite the fact that he has proven his respect for marriage vows is as strong as his hairline (that is to say, not strong) (because he’s balding) (like, real bad), he was quoted saying,

“2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs.“

You know, because nothing makes a year absolutely A+++ gold star spectacular than cheating on your wife with a psychotic ED HARDY SHIRT COME TO LIFE.

At BCU we often talk about holding off on marriage – waiting until you’ve had your fun in the single life, avoiding long-term commitments until you’re 105% sure that you’re ready for fidelity. And maybe Jesse James made a mistake… Maybe he married too soon – we can’t judge him for that. But when you go from sweet, sweet, angel doll Sandra Bullock to 2 consecutive walking dry-erase boards within 12 months, we have to wonder if you’re really ever cut out to make decisions for yourself for marriage, period.

Eh, either way, we wish him luck. Sort of.