We all know dating can make people do wild things. Buy plane tickets to another country? Sure. Pretend to like jazz fusion? Maybe. But handing over national security secrets to your online crush? That’s a new level of “baby, what are you doing?”

According to a recent CyberNews article, a former U.S. military officer just pleaded guilty to leaking classified defense intel… to impress a woman on a Ukrainian dating site. That’s not flirting — that’s felony-grade thirst.

Now, we get it. When the chemistry is poppin’ and the messages are getting steamy, it’s easy to feel like you’ve found your soulmate-slash-spy-thriller co-star. But let this be your gentle (and hilarious) reminder:

• It’s cool to share your favorite band, not your missile deployment schedule.

• You can talk about your childhood trauma, not troop movements.

• Swap selfies, not state secrets.

And just to be crystal clear: no matter how hot your date is, if they start asking for “just a little bit of secure communications data, babe,” that’s your cue to run, not romance.

Online dating is a vibe — we’re all for boldness, honesty, and spicy banter. But let’s keep our info personal, not presidential. Because the only thing you should be disclosing to your OBC fling is your zodiac sign and whether you’re down for brunch.

Stay flirty, not federal.