As cities around the US move to reclose beaches, gyms, and bars in light of COVID-19 flare ups, lots of folks are realizing it’s back to quarantine life, and just hoping there’s someone within their four walls with whom to knock boots. Here are a few tweets that got us LOLing about sex (or a lack thereof) in the pandemic age.

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