Reason #422 not to get married (or why not to do meth): your husband might drive across a city with you holding on for dear life to the hood of his car.

According to Reuters, a man cracked out on methamphetamines was arrested last week for driving 40 miles at speeds of upwards of 100 miles an hour with his wife on the hood of his car. The woman (who remains nameless due to domestic abuse victim protection) claims that see was trying to stop him from leaving when she stood in front of his minivan and grabbed onto the hood of the car around 12:30 in the morning. She says he continued to drive and she was carried with him as he sped off, driving 40 miles and occasionally going 100 miles an hour or more. The temperature in their Manteca, CA neighborhood was hovering in the low 30s, so when the police finally found the woman (after he had slowed down enough for her to roll off on to the pavement) she was suffering from hypothermia

The driver, a man named Christopher Carroll, is being charged with attempted murder and domestic violence. We wonder what marriage annoyance pushed this dude over the edge and made him smoke a whole bunch of meth and then turn into a raving psychopath. Maybe he had enough of her hair in the shower or she drank the last beer. Hopefully we’ll never have to know.