You know, there has been some weeeeird sh*t on the internet this week.

Cringe-worthy and disgusting (this woman who eats her own poop) to mind-bendingly scary (Bristol Palin saying she could run for office someday), you all should be thanking me for not forcing you to experience it even though I watched it just for you.

This one though, I had to share.

Seen on the right, Antoine Banks was pulled over in Louisville, Kentucky, on a routine traffic stop, but was arrested when the officers found liquid codiene and a bag of salvia on him . When the police got him to the station, they asked him the customary “do you have any drugs, weapons, or contraband on you,” and when he replied no, they went ahead and stuck him in a cell.

Later, during a strip search, they found a small bag of crack cocaine tied to the waistband of his boxers, and immediately after that, another tiny bag of drugs stuffed up into his foreskin.

I mean, A + I guess, for creativity and resourcefulness, Antoine, but D- for not thinking about the safety of your junk, dude. Can you imagine getting an infection all up in your PENIS HOLE? I’m pretty sure you’d rather spend some time in jail than experience that monstrosity.

We give a disappointed head shake to Mr. Banks, but also respectfully nominate him for Dumbest Criminal of 2011.  Good luck in the coming award season.