Fast forward to :40 for the most LYING, AWFUL, FAKE, MISERABLY MISLEADING ADVERTISING EVER. Fast forward to :48 to laugh your ass off.

I’m sorry guys, but no. The only people Crocs are acceptable for are elderly gardeners, OR nurses whose hands are elbow deep in someone’s spleen, and toddlers. I do not want to have sex with ANY of those people (well, maybe the nurse. But not till after she takes off her Crocs and disposes of them in a dumpster).