This makes me feel better. At least I can know, even if I’m not chillin’ on a plane sippin’ cognac with Rihanna, at LEAST I DON’T HAVE SEVERAL HUMAN CENTIPEDE TATTOOS ON MY ASS. In case you’ve been living under a rock, Human Centipede is the 2009 film about a mad scientist who sutures three people together ass to mouth, and then feeds them to see what happens, and yeah, that happens. You know what? That rock you’ve been living under sounds kind of peaceful and nice… you renting out a room or anything?

Anyway, what you’re looking at is real, friends, and while it might not be as graphic as this horrendous nightmare ink work, it’s still about as unnecessary, unappealing, and unattractive as fondant on a birthday cake when you just wanted a regular goddamn cake. I imagine that the guy (this is a guy, right? No woman would do this OR have that buttshape, right?) who got this is really cool, and laid back, and not obnoxious at all. I’m sure he’s a sweet, reserved gentleman who likes to do crossword puzzles and have a glass of red wine on occasion, and is a great listener.

Or maybe he’s just a huge tool who has a HUMAN FRIGGIN CENTIPEDE TATTOO ON HIS ASS (among other tattoos that appear to be nearly as dumb).

I dunno, what do you think?

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