God, we love short weeks – don’t you? Thinking it’s Tuesday when it’s actually already Wednesday? AMAZING! We should have four day work weeks ALL THE TIME! (though I guess we’d get used to it real quick and then start hating Wednesdays as much as Tuesdays). Let’s enjoy this Tuesday-ish Wednesday with some smokin’ hot […]
Happy mufuggin’ FriYAY y’all! We made it to the LONG Memorial Day weekend and are ready to kick it off with beers and babes – starting with the BABES – in the form of one juicy booty that goes by the name of Maddy Morebucks. This Haitian model/waitress is not shy of her curves – and […]
Happy Friday, readers! Ready for the weekend? We at OnlineBootyCall sure are! It’s all about cocktails, sleeping in, and meeting a sexy single at Club OBC for a Friday night fling (you can click right HURR to start browsing thousands of peeps near you for FREE!). But before you sail off into the delight of […]
Usually, you can’t tell on an Instagram hottie’s page if she’s single, dating, married, or currently taking applications for a sugar daddy (in which case she should try OnlineBootyCall’s sugar daddy search!) However, the marvelous Melissa Molinaro straight up says she’s “happily taken” which officially loses her points in our book. Not that that means […]
Fun fact, guys and gals – there’s more than one mysterious spot in the female anatomy that can be a turn on for the lady with whom your share your bed! Sex researcher Emily Nagoski (who knows her stuff, we’ve shared tips from her before) clues us in via an interview with HuffPo. Check it […]
If you made it to Wednesday without slapping a stranger on the bus, flipping off an old woman who cut you off, or having a work-related brain aneurysm, congratulations – YOU DESERVE A TREAT! And if you did one or two of them, whatevs – we won’t tell. You still get a treat, and by […]
This Friday before Mother’s Day, we were thinking of finding a super hot MILF to share as our #TGIBooty goddess of the week. However, when Sheneka Adams, “entrepreneur and model” (aka every busty woman with a smart phone on Instagram) popped up in our feed we had to share her pics. Curvy in all the right […]
You know how sometimes you find something out, a weird history fact or a tidbit of info about a celebrity (Mark Wahlberg was a crazy violent racist) and wonder, damn, how did I not know that existed?! Well that’s how we feel about this week’s Hump Day Hottie, Monica Alvarez. We don’t know how long […]
It’s always a fun surprise when a super-babe is also smart, right? Something about knowing there’s something behind that pretty face other than a great memory for hash tags just makes you feel good. And this week’s Hump Day Hottie is a UCLA grad, so you can guess she’s probably got a great head on […]
I didn’t watch “Lemonade” this weekend, but I do have the Internet so I know some SHENAN-I-GANS are abound re: Jay-Z’s alleged cheating scandal. Beyonce apparently sings about a “Becky with the good hair” when referencing her husband’s oft-mentioned affair, and when designer Rachel Roy posted and deleted a reference to her “good hair don’t care,” the […]
