Each weekend that passes brings us further from the hellscape that is winter and closer to the glorious Utopia of summer! To keep you going through the cold months (or the 70 degree weather we have here at OnlineBootyCall HQ ;) ), here are some smokin’ hot pics of BCU favorite, Nicole Zavala. We loved […]
And you thought your sink wash was weird… check out the pre-hook up habits of these 6 perverts of the animal kingdom, via BuzzFeed. Whatever your pre-sex habit is, we bet you’ll find someone on OnlineBootyCall.com who will be a-ok with it, ya weirdo. So log into OBC today (it’s free to join!) to meet […]
This week’s Hump Day Hottie is a super hot Selina Gomez – Emily Ratajkowski hybrid with an added dash of HOT, if you even thought that was possible. Miss Demi Rose has an adorable face, and awesome rack, and an INCREDIBLE booty. Let’s just skip the rest of these dumb words and take a look, […]
Now THIS is a pick me up for a Tuesday: Via HuffPo: An angry protester threw a pink dildo at the face of a high-profile New Zealand politician during a presser on Friday. The sex toy bounced off Economic Development Minister Steven Joyce’s shoulder and hit him on the nose and mouth as he spoke […]
Today’s Hump Day Hottie is especially gorgeous and SHOCKER! is a real model for actual clothes. She’s got amazing body, flawless skin, and a smile to die for. In fact she’s so beautiful we ALMOST feel bad staring at her butt like the skeevy dirtbags we are. Bria Myles is a certified bombshell – we But […]
We made it to Friday and holy F&*% it’s the second month of 2016 already. How are your resolutions going? Off the kale and back on Krispy Kreme? Given up on running and now getting your cardio from getting up to grab more Krispy Kreme? Yeah, we feel ya. But we hope you’re keeping up […]
Even though it’s 2016, we still seem to have some trouble talking about women’s sexuality. Maybe because sex has been about men getting off for so long, it seems a little “late in the game” to start talking about it. Like if you got to a party with a jizz stain on your pants and […]
Question: if a babe on Instagram posts a selfie and no one likes it, does it still give a boner? There really is an UNBELIEVABLE amount of “vixens” on IG who seem to be making a living by hawking fat burners and waist cinchers and teeth whiteners, isn’t there? Every day we think, “there’s no […]
In this video, an interviewer appears to ask a 99.9% white staff of BuzzFeed what the classic “U Up” text means. Obviously we at OBC know what it means – either a long, incredibly boring conversation, or b-o-o-t-y! This painfully uncomfortable video does illustrate one thing, and it’s that a lot of white people are […]
This week’s TGIBooty award goes to a women who calls herself the Bolivian Barbie. We couldn’t possibly agree, though, because Barbie is a skinny white girl with tacky style (I mean a PINK Corvette, come on) and Stephany Romero is straight up SEX. We also love that she admits her boo-tay is fake. Cause hey, […]
