This week, we present our TGI Booty star without comment. Because srsly, Maria Gabriela Lobaton NEEDS. NO. COMMENT. THE. END. Have a great weekend, and don’t forget to log into OnlineBootyCall to meet a sexy single for fun, casual weekend hookups! Via INstagram
If you’re like us, you probably don’t really get why anyone would need an Apple Watch. I mean, what’s the point, right? Well, apparently a company called Lovense heard our eye-rolls and created a product that might just convince us to drop big bucks on the “smart watch,” and it’s called BLUSH. We’ll let the […]
We strive to find fresh meat (booty meat, that is) for our Hump Day Hotties every week. Every once in a while, though, we HAVE to do a little WAY BACK WEDNESDAY and update you on the sexiness of past winners. That’s the case this week, and we hope you aren’t bummed that we’re doubling […]
We all know women fake orgasms. It’s just a fact of life. It’s significantly more difficult for a women to reach climax, and we know that lots of guys don’t realize the inherent difference between the sexes when in bed, so it’s unsurprising to that women occasionally throw out some dramatic moans so they can […]
In another weird episode of Sex + Food on VICE, we learn about another fetish we’d never heard of: SPLOSHING. After getting educated on aphrodisiacs and feeder fetishes and of course the dudes that get off drinking breast milk, we thought we’d heard it all when it comes to the ways food can be involved […]
It’s FRIDAY, how do you feel? Are you ready to take on this weekend and make it your BITCH (in a wholly respectable to women kind of way)? What’s on the agenda? Hitting the club? Going skydiving? Getting some booty? Getting some booty WHILE skydiving? Well, whatever it is, we hope you make the most of […]
Over the last few weeks, we’ve been learning a lot about women and sex, especially that they are often dissatisfied with their sex lives with men, and thus turn to lesbian porn to get off while solo. This new knowledge probably has a lot of you dudes out there wondering, “what am I doing wrong?” […]
Just last week we were laughing about the idea of women mistaking sex toys for beauty products, and now we have a another great dildo-related video to kick off your week. Imagine for a moment what you’d do if you’re grandma found your favorite cock ring, vibrator, or giant glittery dildo in your side table […]
Sometimes, the bigger, the better. Like a hot dog at a baseball game. Or a margarita after a long week. Or our favorite, BOOTY. A giant round badonk makes any Friday better, and today is no exception. Our fave booty of the week belongs to a woman whose measurements are a rarity on this Earth. […]
It seems like nothing lasts anymore. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are getting divorced (apparently Ben was stepping out with the nanny); Gwen Stefani and longtime husband Gavin Rossdale are reportedly splitting as well (again, because of the nanny); Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are finally getting their divorce after years of separation; and even […]
