Testicles experiencing micro-gravity, farting into your own vagina: here’s an awkward list of sensations the opposite sex with never experience. Hope you haven’t had breakfast yet! Awkward Sensations The Opposite Sex Will Never Experience Posted by BuzzFeed on Sunday, November 8, 2015
Sex robots have been a hot topic in recent years as developers create new and creepier ways to make silicone and hard drives simulate blow jobs and pillow talk. Introverts and basement dwellers are likely looking forward to the opportunity to get laid without having to actually do anything remotely close to small talk, but […]
It’s Wednesday. It’s November. The time is changed and it’s going to be dark by NOON (okay, not really but it feels like it). We’re kinda shocked at how fast time has gone. We want to crawl into bed and ponder the end of life. But NO! Instead we’re going to check out these sexy […]
A video posted by Future Hendrix (@future) on Oct 28, 2015 at 7:51am PDT Future released a teaser to his new song Rich Sex, and it left us all wondering – are he and Blac Chyna together or what? She posted a pic of his name tattooed on her hand earlier this week, then deleted […]
We’re not big fans of the word “cute” when it comes to our Hump Day Hotties. Baby elephants? Cute. Children in halloween costumes? Super cute. But grown women with amazing bodies are NOT cute. We might have to make an exception, though, for this week’s babe, because she is petite and her face is adorable […]
There are a lot of fun costumes you could rock this weekend for Halloween. Like, say, Chris Pratt’s character from Jurassic World. Or a character from Mad Max, or the Avengers. Or even Nicki Minaj. But let’s all agree that if you are not black, YOU DON’T NEED TO PAINT YOURSELF BLACK TO PLAY NICKI […]
Gorgeous Middle Eastern babe alert!!! We came across this mega-Mets fan while trolling Instagram for some TGIBooty for you this morning, and I think you can say we were successful. This curvy, exotic, and baseball-loving beaut may be our new favorite Instagram model… and we can give you three reasons why. Say hello and “AH-WOOOOOGA” […]
EWWW, EWWWW, and also EWWWWWWWW. Via Jezebel: When she was 13, Brelyn Bowman made a commitment to her father to remain “pure” until her wedding day. That day arrived on October 10th, and in order to celebrate her wedding and prove to her father that she stayed true to her promise, Brelyn presented him with […]
VICE investigates this POP-ular (heh) online fetish… it’s a vid you gotta see to believe starring professional “looner,” Grim Looner:
Raise your hand if you like blue-eyed, chocolate skinned babes? Yeah? How about blue-eyed, chocolate-skinned, tatted up Star Wars lovin’ babes? Yeah – us too. We’ll shut up now and let this curvy stunner’s bod do the talking. Say hello to Serenity Snow. Happy Hump Day, fellas.
