Team OBC is mourning pretty hard for the King of Weird, David Bowie, listening to Life on Mars and crying into our spandex, but there was a bright spot of happiness to had when we learned that 2015 was deemed the Year of Casual Sex by prominent psychologist Dr. Becky Spelman. She asked the important question, […]
We made it to Friday after a week of storms and general unpleasantness here on the west coast. I feel like we all deserve a cookie, and by cookie I mean a steamy, fireside hook-up with a sexy local single (easily found on OnlineBootyCall.com, duh). But while we wait on a few VERY PROMISING replies, […]
Here in San Diego, the weather is trying to kill us. It’s been raining now for 4 days straight (unheard of in America’s Finest City), flooding freeways, causing sinkholes and landslides, and keeping us sun-lovers cooped up inside and straight-up MISERABLE. Let UP, rain! This isn’t FUNNY! Anyway, now that we’ve binge watched every last […]
There is a reason True Life and My Strange Addiction exist… people like seeing things out of the norm. It gets them riled up, because every day they wake up and go to the same job and see the same people and eat and drink the same thing and go to bed in the same bed. […]
This might be the whitest f*cking thing we’ve ever seen. However, we do see the importance in educating men (and women!) on the female anatomy, since lots of dudes thing the vagina is just a hole with decorations sitting underneath a set of boobs. So, pay attention to this dumb song via BuzzFeed, and just […]
Here we are on the last day of 2015. Crazy, right? Wasn’t it just 2012 like 15 minutes ago? Since you’re probably just counting down the minutes till you can sign off for the day (and sign INTO OnlineBootyCall.com to arrange a NYE hook up with a sexy single near you), we figured we’d give […]
For the final Wednesday of 2015, we’re bringing back one of our fave booties ever to celebrate how awesome the last 365 days have been for voluptuous, curvaceous, bootylicious bods. Irene the Dream is exactly that – the kinda body you dream about! Gorgeous face, teeny waist, and big, round, perfect ass. Check her out:
Honestly, the only thing I have to say about this video is, “girl, you are a redhead, those lashes are TOO MUCH, and you look like a crazy person.” But y’know – there’s also some good, and some terrible, hilarious advice nestled in this video. If you can get past that crazy chick’s eyes. […]
We’re bringing you your Christmas gift early this week in the form of a über-fit Puerto Rican babe by the name of Yarishna Nicole. Just take one look at her flawless, rock hard curves and try to tell us you don’t want to unwrap her like with the same excitement as a 5-year-old opening a […]
It’s the week before Christmas and to say we are “checked out” is a hilarious understatement. Presents still to buy, dinners with awkward political questions on the horizon – we’d much rather get the flu so we could “just really not make it mom, so sorry, love you.” Needless to say, we needed this awkward […]
