Memorial Day is upon us, and that can mean only one thing: beer, babes, beaches, and brats (okay, that’s four things – so sue us). We’re just as excited as you to head out on this most patriotic of weekends, and just as we salute all those who have passed away while serving our country, […]
We’ve all joked about food being “orgasmic,” and let’s be honest, there are some foods that are aphrodisiacs and make you a lil horny, and HEY, a good slice of pizza when hungover could be comparable to a good masturbation sesh. However, we can’t say that cramming foods in our gullets until we’re bloated is […]
If you scan through our Hump Day Hotties, you’ll probably notice a trend – buxom, exotic ladies with crazy curves, tanned booties, and flawless faces who hail from Brazil or the Caribbean or, of course, Miami. Today’s delectable angel is a bit different, because she’s rockin crazy bright hair, a plethora of tats ‘n piercings, […]
Self-driving cars, drone deliveries, and now Bluetooth-controlled, embeddable vibrator – we TRULY live in the future! According to YourTango, a company called Orgasmia is hoping to end those embarrassing “oh sh*t someone’s at the door” moments and replace them with “yep, I’m masturbating on a bus and no one even knows” moments. Pretty rad. Via […]
Here in San Diego, it is a rainy, dreary, don’t-wanna-get-outta-bed kinda morning. We know that that is the description of most mornings everywhere else in the US, BUT NOT HERE, OKAY? We’re used to 75% of our mornings being cool with sunshine and dew on the grass and the type of light that makes you […]
Kylie Jenner admitted her gigantic balloon lips were fake – FINALLY, and we admit, it’s made us start to wonder about all the other luscious babes out there. Are their perfect ta-tas enhanced? Are their teeny waists lipo-ed? And most importantly, are their silicone implants in their giant round booties? Although we admit we don’t […]
If Madonna’s self-esteem plummeted last month when Drake disgustedly wiped his mouth of her kiss-juice, then maybe she can finally look in the mirror again now that another worldwide music superstar has admitted he’d totally bone her. Okay, sure, it’s no 25-year-old R&B star, it’s 46-year-old Marilyn Manson. Via The Superficial: Marilyn Manson wore his heart […]
If there’s one thing we’ve learned in the past few weeks, it’s to value every minute of every day. Whether it’s a rainy Tuesday at 6am and you’re dragging yourself out of bed to go to work and you have a cold and your jeans aren’t totally dry and you spilled coffee on yourself, or […]
Okay, WTF, EVERYONE? According to a new study, despite having access to OnlineBootyCall, hookup apps, and parties with the “Pajama Jam” theme, the youngest of the sexually active generations are actually having LESS sex that previous generations. Via Washington Post: Americans in the “Greatest Generation,” or those born between roughly 1901 and 1924, slept with an […]
On a scale of one to ten, how hungover are you? If you took Cinco De Mayo to the limit as the OBC staff did last night, you’re probably sitting at a hard 8.5, and only temporarily, because once the coffee + ibuprofen + burrito combo wear off, we gonna be HURTIN. However, that doesn’t […]
