You know we’re all about safe sex. We talk about condoms basically CONSTANTLY, because though we know casual dating and sex are fun, STDs and unplanned pregnancies are NOT. However, even we are a little weirded out by the happy, positive, almost creepily-cheery tone of this 70s venereal disease ad, which boldly proclaims “VD is […]
This week’s Hump Day Hottie is a pretty young thing, emphasis on the YOUNG. At only 19, it feels almost weird to be ogling her, considering she probably JUST graduated high school. However, a hot bod is a hot bod (as long as it’s legal, of course), so we don’t feel bad sharing her bangin’ […]
It’s Monday, which means you’re probably moving at a snail’s pace, wondering when is too early to have a second breakfast, and considering making a doctor’s appointment to check for chlamydia cause dat girl was QUESTIONABLE this weekend (Glove your JUNK, BRO). However, here at Booty Call University a lazy, sleepy, hungover or just plain […]
It’s been a while since we saluted the noble Instagrammers who collect and share shots of the hottest women in the world day in and day out. It must be a hard job, combing through photos of tits and ass hour after hour, determining which are hot enough to share and how to caption them […]
Hey guys, wanna know something else horrible that can happen to your dick? WE GOTCHA: In an interview with E! News, Jimmy Kimmel revealed he’s had not one, but TWO PENIS SURGERIES on a spontaneously closed up urethra. In other words, Jimmy Kimmel’s dick hole closed up, two separate times. Think we’re making it up? […]
Most of the booty-ful, bangin’ chicks we award our Hump Day Hotties prize are experienced, well-known professional selfie-artists who have months and months of nearly-nude pics for us to peruse – but this week’s is a newbie to the world of Insta-whoring. Tashia Marie, whose bio offers literally NO INFORMATION ABOUT HER, is even more […]
Although there are still ladies who think porn is gross, we now live in a generation where a good amount of women are opening up incognito windows and browsing the web for some raunchy videos, and yes, getting off to them. With countless free websites and millions upon millions of videos of every possible genre […]
Woot woooooot the Friday train is here and now boarding! Please have your tickets (martini glass) out and ready (to be filled with vodka)! We bet you have magnificent plans this weekend – hopefully involving hooking up with a sexy local single from OBC and hey, maybe even attending a sex party, but before the […]
Hey East Coasters! Got plans this weekend? I mean, like OTHER than catching up on Empire and walking to 7-11 for Easy Mac? Well, if you’re in NYC, you should consider logging in to OBC to find a sexy local single partner and then heading to the Flatiron for a super elite sex party. “Killing […]
Oooooh boy have we got a doozy for you today. Our Hump Day Hottie has almost TOO much booty, if there even was such a thing. Miss Jessica Kylie of Instagram has the kind of body that makes you go full Roger Rabbit. Which is actually kind of fitting because this chick could DEF pull […]
