Technically, we have featured Miss Salpa as our Hump Day Hottie before. Does that make her a celebrity? Meh, we don’t think so, because I still can’t name a single TV show she’s on off the top of my head (edit: looked it up – Celebrity Big Brother. Still doesn’t count.). However, in celebration of […]
Why, HELLO, OLD FRIEND! It’s been quite a long time (3 months and three days, but who’s counting?) since we had a TestiMOANial Tuesday. And why? Well, if we’re totally honest, it’s because NO ONE IS LEAVING! Seriously! Every week since october 8, 2013, we’ve checked to see if there are new members falling in […]
This week, we’ll be doing a series of Valentine’s Day-themed posts to celebrate the most wonderful, romantic, heart-warming holiday of the y-HAHAHAHHA OH GOD JUST KIDDING. Valentine’s Day, as we all know, is a marketing-ploy for the mylar balloon and polyester stuffed-animal industry. So we’ll be picking it apart this week, starting with this survey […]
The 2014 Winter Olympics are just beginning today in Sochi, Russia. People are talking about a lot of things, like the rampant homophobia and effed up toilets and half-furnished hotels and disgusting water and depressing amount of stray dogs, but our favorite product of the whole event is Cosmopolitan Magazine’s Olympic-themed sex article, which (as […]
Happy Friday! As winter drags most of America into some sort of 2014 Ice Age, we at OBC have started day dreaming about flying south for the rest of the season (even though San Diego’s still hovering around 60 degrees). Maui, Cancun, Aruba, Bali – any of these places are sure to be less bone-chilling […]
In our quest to find some unknown sex-pots for our weekly Hump Day Hottie post, we realized that hot DAMN, there are a lot of beautiful women out there who aren’t getting the attention they deserve. What is UP with that? I mean, obviously with 6 billion + people on the planet, there is no […]
We’ve talked before about public hook ups and how they can be a fun and exhilarating diversion from your normal in-bed-under-the-covers-with-the-lights-off nookie. However, one couple broke a cardinal rule of car sex: don’t leave the car running in a parking garage! Couple Keith Payton and Salina Johnson were found dead in a car in a […]
Well that was a blow out. Football fan or not, last nights game made us all kinda turn to each other and say “uh, wut?” What wasn’t a MAJOR FAIL was Bruno Mars, who killed it during yesterday’s half time show with the help of a sick band and, of course, the Red Hot Chili […]
If you’re a sports fan (or a beer fan) (or an onion dip fan), chances are you’ve already mentally checked out and plan to spend the last 6 hours of the “work week” making online Super Bowl bets and figuring out where you’ll be getting slobber-faced drunk this Sunday, since it’s the last time of […]
We’ve all been in the post-breakup funk before. It’s like a mix of confusion and self-pity and heart-brokenness and a shock that the world has not just straight-up STOPPED SPINNING, because how could people possibly be going on living when something so horrible has happened?!?! Okay… maybe it’s not really that bad, but it is […]
