Good morning, sunshines! How was your weekend? Did you get some? Meet a new potential booty call? Perhaps by creatively calling it a “friend with benefits” to make it less dirty? NO?! OH COME ON, GUYS. Maybe you’re doing something wrong in between the sheets. Maybe you need some tips from a man who really […]
It’s December 13th*, have you done YOUR holiday shopping yet? If you’re like me, you’re giving thanks for your Amazon Prime subscription ’cause you’re gonna be buying ERR-THING on December 21st and hoping it all plops on your porch in time for you to hastily shove it into a Macy’s bag stuffed with old Penny […]
While NFL games are punctuated every 8 minutes by Cialis and Viagra commercials featuring handsome silver-foxes about to get it on with their equally sexy companions, women around the world are still suffering from low libido. But apparently that doesn’t matter to the FDA, who have once again rejected Sprout Pharmaceutical’s flibanserin pill, which is […]
Last night I watched the movie Robot and Frank starring, among others, Frank Langella and Susan Sarandon. It was pretty decent, definitely better than the Red Dawn reboot I watched afterwards (seriously, Josh Peck, I know you used to be a little chubbs, but THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK.) ANYYYWAY, Robot and Frank is […]
The 2013 Kardashian Christmas card has been all over the interwebz in the past few days for several reasons, like the fact that it cost the same as a small condo to get photographer David LaChappelle to shoot the creepy, not-at-all Christmas-y photo. Or the fact that Mason Disick looks like he is dying, or […]
B-b-b-booty calls! We haven’t had a good chat about the science behind our favorite type of relationship in a long time – but luckily the smarty-panties over at LiveScience gave us a sweet new study to discuss, and that is: Why do people choose booty calls over one-night stands or long-term relationships? If you asked […]
I kinda wondered after her brilliant debut in the “Blurred Lines” video if we’d ever see Emily Ratajkowski again. I mean, if I’ve already seen your tittays there’s not much room for moving up in my memory, y’know? Even if said tittays are just fantastic. However, in her new shoot with GQ, Emily somehow managed […]
I don’t really think this video needs any more description than that, right? I mean, a shirtless Lamar, slurring and sounding generally out of it, with a sketchy-looking friend, rapping about money, drugs, and cheating on his wife, Khloe Kardashian, and letting himself be filmed? Yep. Dude’s on crack f’SHO. Unfortunately your browser does not […]
It’s Thursday, so the most risky thing we at OBC will be doing today is MAYBE getting mustard on our sandwiches at lunch instead of just mayo. I mean, if we’re being honest I’ll probably say “yeah, DEFINITELY mustard… in fact, DELI MUSTARD!” but then the second the guy at the counter lifts that bottle […]
I really wanted to title this post “Speaking of the Kardashians…” to keep up with the apparent theme of the week, which is silly Kardashian parodies and the what LOOKS like a Kardashian parody, but isn’t. Unfortunately there is a thing called SEO so no go. Kendall Jenner, the second-youngest of the Kardashian-Jenner klan, turned […]
