There is a common trend of seeing very beautiful, young women with old, scraggly, sweet-God-is-that-a-corpse old men. We often throw out the word “GOLD DIGGER,” claiming that these chicks would never sleep with these dudes if it weren’t for their buckets of cash. And yeah – that’s probably true. But really, can you blame a […]
Ever thought you had some weird kinks? Like maybe you’ve got a thing for toes or toes IN sandals or toes inserted carefully into your ear? Well, don’t worry about your fetish. Seriously. It is TOTALLY NORMAL, at least compared to this.
When Kim Kardashian, leader of the Fame Whore Tribe known as Kardashian, got herself dun’ knocked up, the world wondered many things. Will the baby get its own reality show (not yet)? Will they give it an obnoxious name (yes)? Will its final ultrasound be on the June cover of Vogue (hell no, says Anna […]
As a lady who likes gentlemen, it’s tough for me to type “Hump Day Hottie” and the name “Tatum” without going straight to 21 Jump Street star and sex god Channing Tatum. However, since our #HumpDayHottie is, in general, a supa-fine lady, we decided to go with his bombshell wife, who is on the cover […]
Sometimes you wake up to the cozy smell of coffee brewing from the kitchen. Sometimes, you arise to the smell of your date showering in your bathroom (go join them!) Sometimes you wake up with the stale taste of booze in your mouth and the knowledge that you’ll be spending the day in the fetal […]
It’s Tuesday after a long weekend, which means we’re having a hard time getting into the groove of the work week. It’s like when you stand up after sitting on your foot for too long while filming a basketball game and try and walk and looks like a drunk giraffe. Happy Tuesday!
HA! You didn’t think we were gonna have a Friday WITHOUT reminding you incessantly about the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes, did you? NEVER, I SAY! Already we’ve given you ideas of what to do with your cash if you win the big prize, reasons BESIDES the cash to enter the contest, plus ways to convince […]
Suzanne Sommers is a 70s TV star some of you olds might remember from shows like Step By Step and Three’s Company and who others might know from her somewhat nutty views on medicine. I personally always remember her as the woman who is NOT Farrah Fawcett. Somers is in the news this week for […]
Feeling that 2 o’clock feeling? Oh, here, let me wake you up – BOOBS!!!!! How’s that for a wake up call? We all love boobs. Whether they are Kate Upton/Christina Hendricks massive or teeny-tiny, they’re all great. A celebration of femininity, a soft handful (or more) of pure happiness. However, I’m not exactly sure I […]
I know, I know. Not ANOTHER post featuring Miss Destiny “Miley” Rae Cyrus. NO. I can’t handle that flat booty and strangely white tongue and Flock of Seagulls haircut anymore. But I promise – this one is TOTALLY WORTH IT. Just as Miley displayed her chops while hosting SNL this past weekend, she once again […]
