It took everything in my being not to title this post, “Baboon? More Like BABOOB!” so, you’re welcome for not doing that. The creationism/evolution debate is one that is hard to get into. If you’re science-minded, you probably see Creationist as backwards, close-minded hicks, and if you’ve got strong Christian faith, you likely see Evolutionists […]
Today’s Hump Day Hottie was a bit of a moral dilemma for me, being that I am not the number one world’s biggest fan of Chris Brown, or should I say Trayvon Martin, and Miss Karrueche Tran is his current boo (or so it’s believed). It’s hard to justify the life choices of someone who […]
DO: Make out in a parking lot after a dinner date. It’ll be like your first kiss, and remind you of being a kid again. DON’T: Have sex in a super obvious public place. You don’t want to get slapped with a public indecency ticket. DO: Lay a blow up mattress in the back of […]
So apparently the first day of Fall was this weekend, but I didn’t notice because it’s still hotter than Satan’s asscrack in southern California. Needless to say, I was shocked when I realized that it’s technically been Autumn for three days after watching this video of a Siberian Husky from Ogden, Utah (one of the […]
Have you ever been in a rut? You know, one of those times when you wake up everyday for a week (or month) (or year even) and feel like “ugh, this day is just like the previous day and nothing is new and exciting and I’m bored all the time”? It’s no fun, that’s for […]
To clear your palate of that awful morning eyeful this morning, check out JT on BBC yesterday absolutely killing it while covering the 1978 Jacksons song “Shake Your Body.” It’s gonna make you want to push back from your desk and get your groove on – but maybe don’t do it over by Ted in […]
No, she didn’t leave them out of the fridge for too long so they ended up growing fungus (although that’s a definitely understandable mix-up). According to RadarOnline, the Teen Mom turned porn star teamed up with sex toy company TopCo Sales to create a mold of her tatas, vag and b-hole using the company’s CyberSkin […]
Welcome back, #teamSINGLE! How was your weekend? Did you get to use some of our tips for getting laid? Or did you, like someone I know, get thrown against a wall by a bout of the flu so bad it felt like maybe your insides were revolting and trying to secede from your body? Well, […]
What are the requirements of a great music video? Does it need a Rube Goldberg device or dancing on treadmills? Maybe it needs a sexy woman squirting whipped cream out of her tatas. Maybe it should be 10 goddamn minutes long and chock full of ads for products you don’t use. I suppose a good […]
It’s FRIDAY, the day you’ve been waiting for since Monday, and the day you’ll look forward to when this short, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it weekend is over. What are YOU gonna do this weekend? Maybe you’ll finally hit up that chick you met last weekend and see if she’s interested in a late-summer beach hook up. Or perhaps […]
