This weekend, Nina Davuluri of New York was crowned the winner the 2014 Miss America Pageant. As the first Miss America of Indian descent and a practicing Hindu, she was hailed on Twitter as a step forward for equality in America. Well, for the most part: Yep, you read right. Some people were REALLY upset […]
It’s Monday morning. You’re cranky. You spilled milk on your pants during breakfast and now it looks like you jizzed yourself. There was so much traffic that you wished for another Bubonic plague. Because of said traffic, you got to work late and couldn’t find parking and then that douche bag Peter said, “rough morning, […]
The Russians have a lot of issues, mainly in the basic human rights area, but we have to give credit where credit is due, and Russia gets a point for creating a holiday specifically so people can skip work and get laid. Unfortunately it’s not for stress release or aging reversal or for a mood […]
Sometimes you meet your friend’s girlfriend or boyfriend or booty call and think, “damn, that is the whole package!” Maybe she’s super funny on top of being hot, or he knows how to cook a five-star dinner and ALSO has amazing skills in the sack. In this case, you might tell that person, “YOU GOTTA […]
With all the drama surrounding ex-Disney princess Miley Cyrus, we figured we might as well just stop covering her altogether if we didn’t want to go all Daily Mail and have 12 posts a day about her antics. So we ignored her saying she was “f***ed up” and ignored her weird romp with dwarves and […]
We all know money is awesome. Sure, “the best things in life are free,” but I dunno – the Maserati Quattroporte is pretty damn sick. The $1,000,000 potential cash prize of the OBC Million Dollar Sweepstakes is probably the main reason you’ve been logging in, uploading pics, and most importantly, inviting friends to join you […]
We all had that friend growing up who was a kind of a thug. He talked back to his parents and skipped classes and sometimes you saw him (or her) smokin’ a cig behind school. They tried pot before everyone and maybe even got in trouble with the law for graffiti or shoplifting. Plus on […]
Hump Day Hotties, as a general rule, are supposed to be celebs. They’re supposed to be recognizable faces (and boobs) (and butts) that you’ve seen in movies or music videos or on the Victoria’s Secret catwalk. Every once in a while, though, a nobody pops up with such a sweet bod that we just have […]
We’ve lamented the decline of “The Learning Show” more times than we can count (though off the top of our heads we can think of this, this, this, this, and this), but it seems like the Discovery Channel still knows how to make intriguing, somewhat-voyeuristic television. Prepare yourself for the Secret Sex Lives of Swingers: […]
The cold, miserable darkness of winter is starting to set in here in the 619 (aka it’s a little cloudy and 60 degrees), which we all know makes waking up SUPER HARD. Why would I want to get out of bed to make coffee and shiver while the shower warms up when I could just […]
