We’ve seen some pretty amazing Q&A section videos from beauty queens in our time. From Miss Utah’s incredibly insightful vision for the future of education to Miss Teen South Carolina’s outstanding knowledge of geography, it’s clear that all the women entering these pageants are smart, well-rounded, and culturally aware. However, those two will have to […]
Our summer was a little short on monthly themed posts, but in celebration of our almost 100th (!!!) TestiMOANial Tuesday post (which comes next week, woo hoo!) we decided to make September a month of relationship advice for casual daters… that is, people who are used to being single but have just got themselves BOO-d […]
“Foodgasm” is a term that you often hear when people are eating something especially delicious. Like this one time my friend made “buffalo cupcakes,” which consisted of a corn bread muffin with bleu cheese mashed potato “frosting” and a single buffalo wing on top. I ate like 30 of them and had a mini-“foodgasm” with […]
Get More: 2013 VMA, Artists.MTV, Music, Miley Cyrus It. Was. A. Disaster.
Good morning, sunshines! How was your weekend? Did you do your own intoxication off? Did you meet a hot new booty call while debuting your hot new Richard Simmons-esque moves in the club? Let’s hope so, and let’s hope you guys REALLY hit it off, because apparently you can become a master of your sexuality […]
Do you know what you look like drunk or stoned? You’ve probably seen photos and maybe even a poorly-lit video that you took when you MEANT to take a picture, but do you really know how you look after 8 beers or maybe a rather large bong toke? I mean, I know when I’m drunk […]
What is this commercial saying? That a mascara-sized penis is impressive? That a man giving a woman mascara is like sex? That Vinny from Jersey Shore is attractive? Because all of those things are WRONG.
If you accidentally read that subject line as “RUSSELL Simmons,” you are about to be REALLY bummed out. But if you read it correctly, as RICHARD SIMMONS, Goddess of the early 80s workout video, ultimate wearer of short shorts, afro-y tanned messiah to all women over 50, then prepare your anus because this might be […]
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (The caption from the source reads, “Madonna shows off her rather distinctive grills as she visits the Rome branch of her Hard Candy fitness studio empire on Wednesday” but we think that AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is more accurate.)
It’s 2013. We have talked about booty calls and casual dating and “hookup culture” more times than we can count! And now, after all that, it turns out that all the studies might have been wrong, and people are just hooking up the same amount as they always have! Via The Guardian: “However, the very […]
