It’s no surprise to you that we at OBC believe in waiting for marriage – or heck, not getting married at all. However, we know that the marriage tradition will probably live on for quite some time, at least until people realize they can throw themselves a bad-ass party without having to contractually chain yourself […]
It’s Monday. The sun is too bright. Smiling passerby and their friendly dogs seem to be mocking you. For some reason the beautiful landscape you have set as your computer’s desktop makes you want to throw your monitor through a window. And of course, because it’s Monday, the breakfast burrito you brought (because UGH, it’s […]
Move over, Miley, The One True Queen of Twerking has arrived. HAPPY WEEKENDING, EVERYONE! Get yo twerk on!
In the last few weeks, evidence has arisen that reveals Anthony Weiner (aka most appropriately named politician ever) did NOT in fact stop his extra-marital texting back in 2011 when he was caught (and forgiven) by his pregnant wife, Huma Abedin. According to some screenshots released by TheDirty.com, The Wein started up a NEW relationship […]
IT’S FRIDAY!!!! Let’s talk BOOZE, shall we? Ypioca cachaca is a Brazilian liquor, most often used as an ingredient in the national drink of Brazil – the caipirinha. Caipirinhas are DELICIOUS, and if you ever find yourself in South America (or basically any “craft cocktail” bar) this weekend, you should totally order one. However, if […]
Welp, it appears as though we are on a one-track, high speeding train (eek, too soon?) to Awkwardville, because after the Cho-rgasm and the Old Lady Flickin’ the Bean, we now have a gender-reversed parody of Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video, and boooooyyyyy is it, um, somethin’. “Mod Carousel, a Seattle-based boylesque troupe, recreated the […]
Now that your desire for the most TMI stuff on the web has been stoked, let’s move from obnoxious screechy comedian having an orgasm to 71-year-old granny talking about masturbation, shall we? On a recent episode of Katie Couric’s morning show, septuagenarian Shirley Partridge of the 1970s hit show The Partridge Family was asked what […]
Other questions with the same answer: Would you like it if I put a 400 degree wire hanger up your urethra? How about we watch a marathon of all the recent Adam Sandler movies? Wanna eat a bunch of Indian food and then run a marathon? Are you down to euthanize a few blind corgi […]
This past weekend, Comic Con stormed its way through our fair city, leaving in its wake a bunch of modified restaurants and pedi-cabs as well as Twinkie wrappers and Red Bull cans. Throughout the convention, though, amongst the thousands of chunky game nerds plowing their way to the new PS One, there were quite a […]
Crazy Bitches, Part 2. So yesterday, FINALLY, Amanda Bynes was arrested and put on a 5150 psychiatric hold for setting a fire in an old woman’s driveway in Thousand Oaks, CA. It’s been a few months of crazy shenanigans for Amanda, all which had the American public convinced she had either gone off the deep […]
