God, today was a toughie. Apparently it’s “look really hot everywhere you go” week because hot damn the ladies are lookin’ fine! I mean, check out Beyonce. Or how about whoever the hell Amy Childs is. And take a gander at Blake Lively, or Victoria’s Secret Angel Barbara Palvin. However, I had to go with […]
Sometimes when you wake up in morning you just feel off. You’re still really sleepy even though you got plenty of sleep, and you’re insanely hungry but nothing sounds good. Coffee doesn’t do its job and you’re late for work and you think, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS. Luckily, on those days, one […]
HEYOOOOOH! We’re back again this Tuesday with EVEN MORE fantastic testiMOANials. Last week we proclaimed that we may have found the best testimonial of all time, but DAMN, we found some pretty solid ones this week too! This time, our ex-members (RIP) even share a little bit of advice about how they found their booty-calls-turned-lovers, […]
I take back EVERYTHING I SAID.
There has been a painful lack of funny videos in the past couple months. I don’t know if the whole “record everything that happens around you on the off-chance that it becomes a viral video” trend is coming to an end (thank God), or if it’s just summer and people are in the water (the […]
Most of us, growing up, had an incident where our parents went nutso on us. Maybe it was the time we “borrowed” their car to drive to the mall without a license. Maybe it was that one prom where we turned off our phone and didn’t come home. Or maybe it was the time we […]
There are many, many places to meet someone to get DOWN with. A nightclub. Chili’s. A cruise. Craigslist. Your friend’s wedding. ONLINEBOOTYCALL, obviously. Any other dating site. One place you SHOULDN’T meet someone to have sex with is in the horse pen of a farm. Because horses are animals, for riding and grooming and in […]
Look at that face. Look at it. Now read this: “TMZ reports that a porn company that features older women called PureMature.com sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site. “Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson,” the company wrote to Deen, adding […]
WELCOME BACK! How was your weekend? All you people that had four day weekends, screw you how are you feeling? Did you feel yesterday like maybe you’d just never go back to work and would go on a backpacking trip across Europe because life is short and you’ve been wasting so much of it working […]
Ed. Note: this post was intended for Wednesday, but was pushed aside when a big ol’ bunch of site stuff had to be done. Consider this “Fine-Ass Friday” and shut up about it. You know, back in my day, before the Facebooks and the Tweeters and the cell phones with the big ol’ screen kajiggers […]
