We all learn things from past relationships. Some of us learn sexy tips to use in bed. Some get a great recipe that everyone loves. Some os us make new friends that stay with us even past the break up. Some of us learn to bash peoples’ faces in when they do something that makes […]
In the all-knowing words of Twitter, SMH.
It’s been too long since we’ve had a nice “NO THANK YOU” post, wherein we find products currently on the market and say “NO THANK YOU” to them. If you’ll recall, the last time we said NO THANK YOU was to J&D’s bacon-flavored condoms, because ew, a thousand times ew. Today, though, we have a […]
This post (and the previous one) is brought to you by your local non-profit very-much-for-profit Kardashian foundation. “Kardashian: Date One And You’ll Always Be a Pseudo-Celebrity.” DUDE! What HAPPENED to Adrienne Bailon? The last time I saw her she was making the poor decision to tattoo her name on Rob Kardashian’s rib cage, but she […]
Sometimes, taking compliments can be oddly hard. You don’t want to sound rude, but you also don’t want to sound arrogant or assuming. Like when someone says, “WOW, you look great, have you lost weight?” And you’re like “WHAT? NO WAY I’M MASSIVE, YOU’RE THE ONE WHO LOOKS AMAZING.” It’s silly, really, because we should […]
For honesty purposes, I probably should have titled this post, “What Do You Think Of Yeezus, Kanye West’s New American Psycho-themed Short Film Starring Scott Disick, Kourtney Kardashian’s Notoriously-Annoying Baby-Daddy,” but A) that wouldn’t have fit on the subject line and B) would probably have made you run away screaming. But hey, now you’re here […]
“And the Iraq and such as” seems like HEMINGWAY compared to this.
It’s Monday, get YO groove on. Just, you know, be careful.
1. No she doesn’t. 2. How long until she finally admits this was a pre-meditated porno? HOW LONG WILL THIS LIE GO ON? (Note: probably as long as we pay attention to her) 3. Clearly she doesn’t get off watching herself or she wouldn’t have felt she needed to upgrade her tatas like 20 minutes […]
It’s FRIIIIDAY! With mere hours before the weekend kicks off, you might be wondering how you’re gonna groove this weekend. Maybe you’re gonna hit an underground 90s R&B club, and dance to hits you remember from middle school. Maybe you’ll go see a concert of a band you love and will sway back and forth, […]
