I am a shamefully obsessive fan of the PBS show Downton Abbey. It’s like a soap opera, except British, so it seems less trashy to watch it at 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday, I guess. In three seasons on the show, which is set in the English countryside in the 1920s, I don’t […]
Technology is great, isn’t it? Arguing about who sang Desperado? Google it. Need to know when the next bus arrives? BAM, there’s an app for that. Want a pizza but don’t feel like communicating with another human being? Order that pie online, it’ll be there in 45 minutes. Wanna find a sexy booty call for […]
It’s Thursday, May 30, and there is only one more day of Sexy Summer Slim Down Month. We are feeling great! Ready to take on the summer, flaunt that six pack, and wrangle in some sexy new booty calls for the coming warm months. How about you? Today, though, we’re tired. Sore. A little lazy. […]
We all know Kate Upton is straight bangin’. No one is denying that. In fact, if anyone were to deny that Kate Upton is a FRIGGIN’ GODDESS, we would have to assume they were straight up INSANE. However, that exact situation occurred back in Februaury when Victoria’s Secret casting agent Sophia Neophitou blasted the Sports […]
There’s only two more days left in May, and only two more days in our Sexy Summer Slim Down series. Tomorrow we’ll share our last post, with some tips for taking your healthy new lifestyle to the bedroom ;). But today, we’re gonna slap a big fat NO on this new fad of “smoking liquor,” […]
Driving fast is fun – no one’s gonna deny that. Driving fast in a super-fast car? Even better. But driving really fast in a super-fast car in a neighborhood? Not cool, especially if you’re known for driving recklessly. But those rules don’t apply to Prince Justin Bieber, of course. The 19-year-old singer has come under […]
Amanda Bynes looking sane and healthy in court, May 23. Photo via TheSuperficial The last time we talked about Amanda Bynes was decades ago in Internet Time, but was actually just two months ago, when the out-of-work actress said she wanted Drake to “murder her vagina”. Since then, Amanda’s continued to dominate the tabloids with […]
OoooohWEE, have we got a good one for you this week. Let’s talk SEXUALITY, shall we? No, I know, we talk about sex, like… all the time. But this time I mean your sexual preference. Gay, straight, bisexual, transgendered, somethin’ in between. Whatever your sexual preference, OnlineBootyCall has someone for you. Today we’re talkin’ to […]
WOO! We’re back from a three-day weekend. Did you have a god time? Do anything fun and healthy? Meet a new booty call, perhaps? End up not getting off the couch and binge-watching the new season of Arrested Development, only to be left phenomenally disappointed? Well, we’re back to Monday Tuesday (so that’s at least […]
No, those don’t have to be organic vegan soy sausages. We have almost reached the end of May, can you believe it? It feels like just yesterday we were introducing the month’s slim down plan, and now we’ve learned how to lose weight without losing your social life, some great workouts for burning that winter […]
