I’m not normally one to post feel-good, make-your-eyes-water videos. For one – you’re probably at work. There is no reason to set you off crying this early. For two, you can find those EVERYWHERE else on the internet, let’s keep this blog to singles advice and things that make you go “WTF.” However, after yesterday’s […]
mmm. sexy. The porn industry is nothing if not resourceful. They’re always ready to take advantage of new technology and culture to add to their tawdry world, even if it initially wasn’t sexy in the slightest. So OBVIOUSLY, when Google announced the arrival of Google Glass, a headset that beams a small screen to your […]
It’s Monday! It’s early. I’m tired. Are you tired? Did your weekend go longer than normal because you followed our tips from Friday? Probably not, weekends know your tricks too well. Welp, it’s Monday, so we might as well not mourn the past. What we should mourn is any future nice dreams we we were […]
Good afternoon, y’all. The weekend is so close we can almost taste it, but before you put on those hooker heels and start tossing back tequila shots, let us recap what we’ve learned this week, eh? (Do you like how I started southern and ended Canadian? No? Me neither. Let’s move on.) We laughed (and […]
Singles out there know that the 2 day period known as the weekend is never NEARLY long enough. Although the work week seems to drag on like the Earth has actually slowed its rotation, the weekend is over like, 12 minutes after it starts. There are reasons to slow the breakneck speed of the weekend, […]
Some days, you just feel off. Maybe you ate something weird last night that’s not agreeing with your stomach. Or you watched a sad documentary that’s put you in a bummer mood. Or maybe you’re in the midst of a crazy dry spell and are both horny and depressed at the same time, making masturbation […]
Friday is here, which means we at OBC are gearing up for a weekend of sitting alone in our pajamas and careening through 8 tubes of Pringles while watching Sopranos reruns hitting the clubs with our friends, eating gourmet (but healthy) meals, and meeting up with our favorite booty calls for nightly passion. After spotting […]
I’ve just realized that I’ve been showcasing a lot of “old” celebrities for our Hump Day Hottie posts recently. Of course by “old” I mean, like, still of child bearing years, but just barely. From Cameron Diaz and Daisy Fuentes to Heidi Klum and Halle Berry, it just seems like maybe the older women are […]
I know what you’re thinking. “How and when can I have phone sex with this sexy seductive piece of man meat?” Dan Brown, who you probably know from his books The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons, apparently wrote a song about phone sex, back in the 90s, long before his books became worldwide sensations […]
There’s a bar in my neighborhood that was supposed to open like, 4 months ago. They keep pushing back the opening date, citing permit issues and blaming everyone but themselves. They’ve gotten so many complaints about their lateness, in fact, that they’ve now resorted to erecting a sign that says “If This Sign is Still […]
