Miley Cyrus Is Twerking Again
DAMN, GIRL! You ain’t no Hannah Montana no mo’.
DAMN, GIRL! You ain’t no Hannah Montana no mo’.
Case in point: THE FLO. We know that May is gone and with it our Sexy Summer Slim Down series, but that doesn’t mean we can’t laugh at 90s workout videos. The Flo is a perfect example of what the last decade of the 20th century brought us – pastel sweatsuits, weird music, and of […]
When do you think we’ll have a week that isn’t punctuated by awful news? It seems like every week there’s a hurricane or a tornado or a bombing or a violent protest. It kinda makes you wonder if the Earth has just had enough of us humans and is plotting (with the help of malaria […]
Here you go. Don’t say I never gave you nothin’.
If you’ve been curious about bringing some handcuffs or a ball-gag into your sex life, but have always been nervous, here’s a reason to get out there and buy some scandalous gear: it may mean you are mentally more healthy than more prudish folks! That’s right – according to the Huffington Post, “researchers found that […]
It’s Friday! Wear something sexy! Drink 12 cups of coffee! Ask the cute girl at Starbucks on a date! Listen to tunes while you work! Treat yourself to lunch! Start a high-five train around the office! Take the scenic route home! Eat something new for dinner! Leave a nonsense voicemail for an old friend! Have […]
why the long face? After last month’s Sexy Summer Slim Down series, we realized that even more important than getting your body in prime dating shape, is getting your mind in prime dating shape. Just as a 6-months-preggers-except-nope-I’m-not tummy can ruin your chances with a sexy single, so can having an unfit, not-so-healthy dating attitude. […]
Oh Pamela Anderson. You were so many young boys’ first crush, and by crush I mean the first person they masturbated to. As the years went on, many men lost their desire for you once you appeared in a sex tape with Tommy Lee, admitted you had Hepatitis, and got that awful barbed-wire tattoo. Recently, […]
I think having daughters must be a guy’s worst nightmare. I’m sure it’s difficult for a mother too, but men know how men think, and sending your little girl out into the world knowing the degree of disgusting things thought about them must be horrifying. And now imagine having THREE daughters. Uh, no thanks. If […]
It’s Hump Day, which means in like, 8 hours we’ll be on the almost-over side of the work week instead of the just-started-holy-crap-how-long-is-this-gonna-take work week! Grab your coffee and your scone and sit down for a video that makes you smile to start the day! Good job, kid. Best instincts I’ve ever seen.