QUICKLY – SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND THEN SOME MORE SO HE CAN CREATE ONE OF THESE FOR EVERY WOMAN ON THE PLANET. HE IS THE HERO WE WANT AND NEED. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG!!!!!!
In a world where we are constantly surrounded by sex (like, seriously – even during burger commercials), it’s hard to believe that people would really need something extra to get their blood pumping south of the border. However, we’re also a world full of lazy, overweight humans who would rather take 20 pills a day […]
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is probably one of the most famous smart dudes of our time. Between him and Bill Nye, millions of children have gained an interest in science that would have normally would have been put towards killing hookers and stealing cars. However, smart as he is, I probably wouldn’t consider him a sex-symbol. […]
Ugh. I am such a hypocrite. I say I don’t like judgmental people, but if a girl is wearing spandex who shouldn’t be, you bet I’ll point it out to someone. I say it’s important to care about the environment, but secretly LOVE buying Fiji water. And despite making fun of advertising for using sex […]
When you think of tea, what do you think of? A cozy night in where you watch Eat, Pray, Love and cry the whole time and then immediately return it so your roommate doesn’t know? Or maybe your mornings when you say you’re going to stop drinking coffee, but then you realize you are completely […]
Prepare yourself for your weekly dose of WTF: according to a report by BuzzFeed, there has been a sharp rise of Australian prisoners arriving at hospitals with strange genital infections resulting from self-performed penile implants. Let me give you a second to set in. Self-performed. Penis. Implants. Ready to move on? Okay. A recent study […]
Since it’s February, month of l-o-v-e, we imagine we’ll start to see quite a few relationships blossom on OBC. We, of course, are always excited about this – ain’t nothin’ better than a hot booty call that turned into something more. However, we hope that it’s because couples genuinely like each other, and not because […]
Now that football is over, I assumed that we’d be free for a while of horrible accidents that make you cringe and promise to be more careful when stepping off curbs. Unfortunately, the world championships of skiing in Austria showed that nope – we’re never safe from terrifying accidents. Lindsay Vonn, Olympic gold medalist and […]
Ah, the 70s. The peace and love of the 60s was dying out in America, marijuana had lost some of its excitement and the onset of disco lead to more interest in cocaine and ecstasy. The sexual freedom movement had also started to wane, and people started wearing things that looked like this. It was […]
The Super Bowl has finished, and here we are on the other side of the year where football doesn’t exist. How was your Super Bowl? Did you follow our tips for a great party? Did you bring your booty call with you? Or did you somehow manage to completely avoid the biggest televised event of […]
