Lance Armstrong Admitted to Doping
Um, so… now what?
Manti Te’O’s Girlfriend – Who REALLY Got Scammed?
You may have already heard the story of Notre Dame’s Manti Te’O, a guy who seemed to beat quite a few odds: he was Mormon at a Catholic school, and had suffered the loss of both his grandmother and his beautiful girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, of leukemia all within a few hours back in September. It […]
Hump Day Hottie: Megan Fox
As an adult who lived during a time before tabloids’ headlines were “WHOSE CELLULITE IS THIS?”, I’d like to think I have a pretty level head about how a post-natal woman should look. I’m not jaded by supermodel’s “3 weeks post-baby” bodies, but also know that a woman needn’t look like a bag of pizza […]
What is Going on With This Dog?
Good morning, everyone! How’s your week going so far? Is it dragging, like mine? I swear, since my New Years Resolutions to drink less, exercise more, watch less TV, and be more productive kicked off, it’s like the world has slowed its spin to a sloth’s pace. I mean, it’s only Wednesday and it feels […]
Ravens Fan Goes Nuts
With only a short three weeks left this NFL season, sports fans all over the country are getting geared up for the Super Bowl; planning parties, buying games that will successfully drain them of their rent money, and of course, making predictions of who will make it to the big game. Unlike years past when […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
WHOA! Boy oh boy, can you believe we missed out on the last THREE WEEKS OF TUESDAYS (damn you, holidays and accounting stuff!)??? Have you been feeling empty and incomplete for the past few weeks like us? Never fear, because today we’re back, with some uplifting stories of booty calls turned romance stories, from our […]
Real Housewife Kenya Moore Has a New Single
There are some days when everything goes right… your hair looks god without having to do anything, and an old friend calls just to say they miss you, and you work hard all day and hit the gym and go home and eat a good dinner and get a text from that sexy guy or […]
I Have The Wine By Johnny Cash
Oh nooooo. No no no no no.
Weekend News Roundup
Here are all the winners of the Golden Globes because I’m sure you care so much. [Celebuzz] There was another theater shooting in San Diego. Lovely. [ABC News] Is the Coachella lineup coming out today? [Press-Enterprise] Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are engaged. That’s the sound of a thousand hearts breaking around the world. [ […]
The Only Good Parts of the Golden GLobes
Did you watch the Golden Globes last night? I didn’t, that’s for sure. Because award shows are stupid and worthless and honestly embarrassing because, don’t stone me for this, I would imagine actors’ awards for being good actors are their OBSCENELY LARGE PAYCHECKS. I don’t think you ALSO need a gold trophy to put in […]