I’m generally very offended by the well-worn idea that women aren’t funny. I think, no, I HOPE, that that stereotypical thought is losing steam, especially with hilarious women like Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Jane Lynch and Sarah Silverman making their mark on comedy television. However, sometimes EVEN I just want to say, okay, pretty lady, […]
Is Top Chef still on? I haven’t seen it since the terrible “All-Stars” season, but I used to be an avid fan. Like Stan’s dad, I used to obsessively watch Top Chef like it was porn and pretend that I understood what was going on with the 5-star plates while shoveling Kraft Mac N Cheese […]
It’s Wednesday morning, which calls fo- NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! NARCISSISM ALERT! OH NO! We have an extreme code red narcissism alert! Let’s check it out. While on the Howard Stern show this morning, Nick Cannon admitted that sometimes he and Mariah have sex while listening to her music. […]
December is weird. I mean, it’s the holidays, and all the Lexus car commercials show people living in perfect beautiful angel-making snow, bundled up in sweaters and drinking cocoa, but most of the country is living in a strange cold but dry wasteland of misery where all your coats are either too hot or not […]
Recently I was reading in Time Magazine (impressive, I know) that Yoko Ono, widow of John Lennon, has a fashion line that could only be described as “confusing,” or perhaps “utterly terrible”, especially considering she attached John Lennon’s name to it BECAUSE SHE IS A HORRIBLE, EVIL, BEATLES-RUINING BITCH in a move that would certainly […]
I feel like over the past few years, NFL cheerleaders (and of the rest of professional sports, DEFINITELY the hockey ones, yeesh) have lost some of their glamorous appeal. It’s not that we aren’t all aware that they are sexy and beautiful and great at dancing and some of them are good at tumbling, it’s […]
They say “sex sells,” and I’m pretty sure “they” are right. It’s the only reason Carl’s Jr would continue to put supermodels, porn stars, and uh, well, amateur porn stars in their commercials despite it being completely obvious that none of them would actually consume Carl’s Jr food ever, even if it was the only […]
The second NFL tragedy in two weeks… yikes. Cowboys DT Josh Brent is facing charges of intoxication manslaughter after drunkenly crashing his car and killing his passenger, practice team member Jerry Brown Jr. [DeadSpin] Manny Pacquiao was knocked out for the first time since 1991 by a brutal sixth-round punch from Juan Manuel Marquez. It […]
Good morning, loyal readers and people who accidentally stumbled upon this site while looking for the admissions website for Bethune-Cookman University, historically black college in Daytona Beach, Florida! Hang around for a bit, I’m sure you’ll find SOMETHING that will look good on an application! This past weekend, Jamie Foxx (star of the movie Booty […]
Speaking of people who are probably going to come into a relatively small sum of money and then instead of saving it or investing it, promptly spend it all on methampthamines, boob jobs, and strippers, we bring you R U Faster Than a Redneck? the SPEED channel’s newest ode to hicks. According to Jalopnik, this […]
