Man Finds Jesus on Tortilla
Well, the best 23 seconds of our day have just happened. It’s all downhill from here, folks.
Merry Almost Christmas From Durex
On the 19th day of December, my safe sex life gave to me: 12 late night booty calls, 11 sneaky car hookups, 10 sexy photos, 9 dirty texts, 8 neck hickies (ew, dude), 7 lunchtime quickies, 6 morning woods, FIVE WINKS ON O-B-C!!!!! 4 steamy voicemails, 3 big O’s, 2 sweaty finishes, and the knowledge […]
Hump Day Hottie: Coco Austin
This week’s Hump Day Hottie might ruffle some feathers. She’s no supermodel, and her proportions are what some might call “confusing,” or “almost shockingly unnatural” However, even if she isn’t exactly MY cup of tea, I give the girl credit for being confident, seductive, and kinda terrifying. That’s what Hump Day Hottie-ship is all about, […]
DeadMau5 and Kat Von D – How Long Will Their Marriage Last?
DeadMau5 proposed to Kat Von D on Twitter. She Tweeted back, “YES!” So if you’d all like to join me in a countdown, 10… 9… 8…
The Baby Eagle Snatch Video Heard Round the World
There are many benefits to living in Southern California. For example, this. Also, this, this, and these. However, being three hours behind the east coast means we wake up to a lot of things that have been going on for basically EVER in internet time. Whether it’s concert tickets going on sale or finding out […]
Carkour is Probably Not A Great Idea
Don’t get me wrong, the description of this video, “parkour and strangers’ cars” is pretty awesome. But something tells me that running, jumping, kicking and flipping cars that don’t belong to you, WHILE THEY ARE DRIVING, MIGHT not be the best idea.
TestiMOANial Tuesday
It’s a miserable cold rainy Tuesday in San Diego, and by “miserable” and “cold” and “rainy” I mean it’s 60 degrees and sprinkling and kinda cloudy. However, we’re not used to this kind of weather so I’m wrapped up in a North Face jacket and rain boots while sitting inside. What would I rather be […]
YouTube’s Look Back at 2012
In this day and age, people have pretty much lost all interest in the Oscars and the Golden Globes and the Grammy’s. The world moves too fast to care about things that take 9 months to make, you know? All we want is 10 second YouTube clips of cats falling off walls and MAYBE (maybe) […]
ZOOPOO.
Christmas is a week away and if you’re anything like me, you haven’t even begun to THINK about Christmas presents for people, and are instead spending the money on alcohol and Chipotle burritos, because the thought of going to a mall is a nightmare beyond what you can possibly handle. After seeing this commercial though, […]
DJ Earworm’s End of Year Mix
DJ EARWORM IS BACK! The King of Remixes has brought us his annual jam, and it’s pretty damn delightful. Sure it might not be the pump-up spectacular of 2009, but it’s definitely not the trash-fest of 2010, either.