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OH SH*T IT’S FRIDAY!
It’s Friday, Friday, Friday! Is anyone else’s enjoyment of saying “it’s Friday” totally marred by this musical disaster of 2011? It’s like Friday kind of sucks and now and I’m just looking forward to Saturday and Sunday. Just a heads up – we’re looking forward to getting back to our normal blogging schedj next week […]
Manti Te’O Denies Being Gay in the Most Awkward Way Possible
It was Shakespeare who first said, “the lady doth protest too much,” and some other brilliant genius who said “HE WHO SMELT IT DEALT IT” – but the message still rings true. When you deny a statement super hard, it kinda makes you look guilty. Let’s all welcome back Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’O, who […]
Lindsay Lohan Made Out With Pauly D
We’ve all had questionable hook ups in the past. The kind that made you want to shower 40 times and then hit your head against a wall enough times to affect your short term memory and then take 6 NyQuil and sleep until the shame has left your body. In general, years later you realize, […]
Colin Kaepernick’s Mom Wants to Meet Him Now – What Timing!
Are you getting geared up for the Super Bowl? We sure are. Plan on heading back here next week for some football themed posts including party tips, drinking games, and the answer to the always asked, “should I bring my booty call to the Super Bowl party?” Wait, maybe that’s just me that always asks […]
Hump Day Hottie: Tiffani Thiessen
I think it’s time for a little flashback to the Nineties, how about you? Any Nineties kids out there? Perhaps you recall snacking on something like this, or playing with this, or, god forbid, wearing something like this. For this little post, though, I’ll have to remind you of this: the greatest show of all […]
Survey Says Sex With Your Ex is Bad News
In every group of friends, there is a couple. A couple that quite obviously hate each other and are constantly fighting and shooting little passive-aggressive remarks at each other. This couple will break up, over the span of a year, no less than 38 times. When broken up, they will slander each other with the […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
If you’ve been paying attention to the news, you’ve probably heard that a flu bug the likes of which America has rarely seen has hit the states. Elderly folks and children are dying, and a normal trip to the grocery store has now become a mission to try and avoid peoples’ nasty-ass hacking coughs while […]
So How About This Weather, Huh?
Welcome back to class folks! Hope you had a delightful holiday yesterday (if you had it off. If not, ignore this whole paragraph)! Maybe you spent time with family or caught up with an old friend or watched 3 minutes of the presidential inauguration and then immediately turned it off cause holy cow that was […]
This is a Sponge Bob Square Pants Porn Parody
Just in time for the weekend, here’s a video to ruin your childhood and turn you of from sex forever at the same time! Double win! Have a terrible weekend.