Just Kidding.
I MEAN, COME ON. COME. ON. For more holiday-themed catastrophes, see here and here.
Another Christmas Songs From a 90s Star
I, BCU Girl, do solemnly swear not to bombard you with too many holiday-themed songs this month. I know I already got off to a bad start on this promise. I know you’ll be forced to listen to them if for some reason you decide to go to a mall because you hate yourself. I […]
New Film Gets Young Women To Talk About Sex!
MOVIN’ ON UP IN THE WORLD, AMERICA! Although we’ve often talked about how America is behind the times in terms of being open about sexuality and sexual desire, there are those who are doing their best to turn that unfortunate truth upside down. Nationwide groups like Planned Parenthood, who provide low-cost and free family planning […]
Hump Day Hottie: Alessandra Ambrosio
Last night was the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, which we detailed after its filming in a Hump Day Hottie post a couple weeks ago, so of course the past few weeks have been chock full of Angels giving interviews, looking unfairly sexy all over NYC, and getting accused of breaking up a pop star’s […]
Look At This Instagram
I stopped using Facebook last year (#toocool #whatsup #teamPrivacy), but since then have become a devoted fan of Instagram, the social networking app that uses your smartphone to apply filters to your photos to make them look vintage-y cool. Generation Y seems to be very split on the merits of Instagram: some love it with […]
Happy Birthday Jay-Z!
What do you get the man who has everything? Like, seriously, everything. Not “everything” like you say your dad has “everything” because he has a decent tool set and a nice robe. I mean, the man who HAS EVERYTHING, including the most beautiful wife in the world, a brand new gorgeous baby, a wildly successful […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
The 10th anniversary of OnlineBootyCall is fast approaching, and it’s made us wonder how many folks have unexpectedly made love connections on OBC! We’ve only been sharing the fantastic (and sometimes strange) testiMOANials for a little over a year, but at an average of about 3 per week (and sometimes way more!), and assuming that […]
Thank You Bill Bellamy For the Booty Call
I admit, when I first read this headline about Bill Bellamy, I thought at first, “wait, why would I thank the head coach of the New England Patriots for booty calls? And then I thought, no wait, that’s not right. Why would I thank the lead singer of Muse for booty calls? Then I actually […]
DMX Sings Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
(Ed. note: sorry for the abrupt end to posts yesterday morning, a certain blogger you know had to hit the ER yesterday. In case you were wondering, the answer is no, you shouldn’t try and break up a dog fight. Ever. Please bear with me, my painkiller prescription, and my injured cartoon fingers today… blogging […]
Weekend News Roundup
Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher shocked the nation by shooting and killing his girlfriend, then going to the stadium and shooting himself in front of his coaches and other team personnel. [Kansas City Star] Some people won shit-ton of money in the Powerball lottery. I don’t care. I DO think it’s funny that some […]