The four-day holiday weekend is nearly upon us (yay for Christmas falling on a Tuesday), and whether or not you celebrate the biggest consumer holiday of the year, there is no denying that four days off in a row is a gift and a rarity and something to be cherished rather than wasted. So instead […]
Well, thank God. I no longer feel like a lost puppy wandering a country road – now everything is right and I know what we need to do. PACK OUR BAGS AND GO TO BRAZIL. Gorgeous Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel demands it. According to The Daily Mail, Candice claims that Brazil is her favorite […]
Well, we um… we made it, huh? Apocalypse hasn’t ripped us from our mortal forms and thrown us into a tailspin of misery in purgatory? Well, that’s good… Right? Uhhh. I hadn’t really planned for this day to actually exist. And now it’s our last post before Christmas break… UHHHHHH. Here’s Barack Obama signing Deck […]
Welp, here we are everyone. Now that we have decided to go ahead and accept the ridiculous idea that the end of the world as we know it is coming in less than 24 hours, it’s time to set some ground rules. Assuming the Earth starts to hurtle into a black hole or the sun […]
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE WERE TWO NICK CANNON NEWS PIECES IN THE PAST WEEK? WHAT IS GOING ON??? WHY DOES HE NEED PUBLICITY??? Ugh, whatever. According to Fox News, our favorite nobody Nick Cannon says he broke up with ex Kim Kardashian (back when she looked WAY MORE MIDDLE EASTERN THAN NOW, […]
Well, the best 23 seconds of our day have just happened. It’s all downhill from here, folks.
On the 19th day of December, my safe sex life gave to me: 12 late night booty calls, 11 sneaky car hookups, 10 sexy photos, 9 dirty texts, 8 neck hickies (ew, dude), 7 lunchtime quickies, 6 morning woods, FIVE WINKS ON O-B-C!!!!! 4 steamy voicemails, 3 big O’s, 2 sweaty finishes, and the knowledge […]
This week’s Hump Day Hottie might ruffle some feathers. She’s no supermodel, and her proportions are what some might call “confusing,” or “almost shockingly unnatural” However, even if she isn’t exactly MY cup of tea, I give the girl credit for being confident, seductive, and kinda terrifying. That’s what Hump Day Hottie-ship is all about, […]
DeadMau5 proposed to Kat Von D on Twitter. She Tweeted back, “YES!” So if you’d all like to join me in a countdown, 10… 9… 8…
There are many benefits to living in Southern California. For example, this. Also, this, this, and these. However, being three hours behind the east coast means we wake up to a lot of things that have been going on for basically EVER in internet time. Whether it’s concert tickets going on sale or finding out […]
