Some guy mistook a 9-year-old in a costume for a skunk so obviously he shot her with a shotgun, BECAUSE 2ND AMENDMENT. [Gawker] Michael Lohan is trying to get a conservatorship over Lindsay. I’m sure that’s going to work. [The Superficial] Evander Holyfield says he’s unretiring. He’s like the Brett Favre of boxing! [TMZ] Adele […]
Happy Monday! Again. It’s kind of weird how we do this every week, right? Like, every day we get older but our man-made conception of time is cyclical? Every Monday I say, happy Monday! the same way, but every Monday we are not the same! We’re a whole week different! There should be at least […]
Alright America, it’s time to step up to the plate. I’ve been seeing safe sex ads from other countries recently and I really think it’s time for us to start televising safe sex ads, instead of just not allowing boobs on TV and hoping that’s enough to keep teens abstinent forever. The only American safe […]
Aw, how sweet. John Mayer, the dude that said his penis is racist and totally played a 19-year-old girl, is actually a nice guy after all! According to Perez Hilton, the above photo shows John walking Katy Perry (his on-again, off-again fling) out of his apartment after she spent the night for his birthday on […]
Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Because I’m warning you right now – this is something that might ruin your day. You might spend the next few hours trying to work, but your brain just can’t take its focus off the horrible, unsavory, nightmarish video that you watched on your iPad in bed this morning. […]
Let’s all say hello to Robert and Amanda Larrivee. They are brother and sister. On Sunday night, this duo from Springfield, Massachusetts, were caught attempting to steal a television off the wall of the women’s restroom at a local sports bar. Another patron heard Robert and Amanda ripping the TV from its hinges and alerted […]
Actually, let me rephrase that. Good Morning from a German Guy With a Bad Fantastic Idea, Not For His Tailbone But For All of Us to Point and Laugh From the Comfort of Our Own Homes. I will be playing this video on loop all day. Nothing makes me smile like injured people being ridiculed […]
It seems like, for the most part, peoples’ resounding answer to our “Is It Racist?” posts is “NO.” They think (and fair enough, everyone is entitled to their own opinions) that we’re being overly sensitive, and that not everything has to be a race issue. For example, most of you said “NOPE” when we asked […]
As summer slowly turns into fall (really, really slowly if you’re in southern California – it’s still in the mother-effing 90s here), we start looking for a new trait for ladies: the ability to pull off sexy while wearing way more clothes than usual. Instead of drooling over the obviously sizzling woman in a bikini, […]
If you haven’t noticed, times have been tougher than usual for many in the United States. Everyday I thank my lucky stars that I have a job, let alone one that I love. And I’m still not immune to economic worry. I save as much as possible and try not to splurge very often and […]
