We’re back with a brand new testiMOANial this week that we’re bummed didn’t show up last week because it probably would have won every single Best-of TestiMOANial Award we offered. The excitement, passion, and romance exuded from this testimonial is just the best, and we truly believe that everyone on OBC can have the same […]
Holy blast from the past, Batman! At Gabrielle Union’s 40th birthday party this past weekend (damn, girl looks GOOD), Will Smith, King of 90s Kid-Friendly Raps Even Your Mom Likes decided to brush off his pipes and get his freestyle on along with Doug E. Fresh, and it was simply glorious. I can’t imagine how […]
HOLY SH*T! Turns out the “media hype” and “over-exaggeration” were pretty dang accurate, huh? Hurricane Sandy has turned out to be one of the biggest natural disasters to ever happen on the East Coast, causing billions of dollars in damages, leaving millions without power, and displacing thousands of people from their homes. Some of the […]
I understand the irony of using a crappy British tabloid site to share news about an American tragedy, but I never said I was a good person. [Daily Mail] Lindsay Lohan thinks we should all stop fvreaking out about “Sally.” Class act, that one. [DListed] Some people are outside in the storm jogging in horse […]
As a person who lives on the West Coast, my idea of “extreme weather” is anything over 80 degrees and any sort of precipitation whatsoever. Therefore, as I heard about the insanity that is Hurricane Sandy, about to straight-up rip the east coast a new butthole, I realized I’d have no idea how to prepare […]
YOU GUYS I’M SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK BUT THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT I HAVE TO TELL YOU AS EMPHATICALLY AS POSSIBLE: THERE MAYBE MIGHT POTENTIALLY BE A SOFIA VERGARA (SEMI) NUDE PIC LEAK IN OUR FUTURE. I KNOW. I KNOW. STOP SCREAMING. I KNOW. OKAY OKAY OKAY, CALM DOWN. EVERYONE CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN, […]
Alright guys, #RealTalk time. The election is in 11 days. I think we’re all beginning to realize that politicians, whether Democrat, Republican, or Rosanne Barr, are all just nutty human beings with a penchant for power. Sure, some of them genuinely want to help the American people but are struggling to follow through with their […]
I don’t like Texas. Okay, no. I’m sorry. I’ve never been to Texas. I can’t say I don’t like something I’ve never tried, but as a witness to many of the things Texas has churned out (i.e. George Bush, RIDICULOUS laws, abstinence-only sex education, and this) visiting Texas just isn’t exactly on my Bucket List. […]
Let’s be honest: we’re all guilty of craving Denny’s sometimes. Sure, their “meals” are about the caloric equivalency of a normal person’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, AND dessert, but goddamnit if a Grand Slam doesn’t sound DELICIOUS every once in a while. And remember when they came up with the Fried Cheese Sandwich, a meal […]
This week, walking cotton candy machine Donald Trump started spouting that he “HAD SOMETHING REALLY BIG” to reveal about Barack Obama. Something “HUGE” that could potentially change the outcome of the election. Something that Fox News would “cover in big fashion.” You know what, I don’t need to describe this any further… I think Stephen […]
