GOD, I wish I wasn’t just a toddler in the eighties. Apparently I missed out the best decade of all time. Jazzercise, cocaine, neon leggings in every color under the sun, The A-Team, and of course some of the best hair of any time period in the history of these United States. And that’s just […]
The year: 1996. Where were you? I was in middle school, and had just gotten TV in my bedroom. Mainly, the TV was used to watch TGIF while talking on the phone with my best friend. And by “talking on the phone” I mean sitting in silence until the commercials and then discussing what we’d […]
Joanna Krupa – you know, the woman that looks like this, and this and this, claims that she hasn’t been getting laid nearly enough recently. Yep, that sound you hear? That’s the tune of thousands of men clamoring over each other with chocolate and red wine while Googling “Joanna Krupa’s home address.” Via Celebuzz: “I […]
Peeps be gettin’ married, both actresses and musicians. GOOD LUCK. [Both, DailyMail] Another midwesterner falls victim to the Curse of the Lottery. [Radar Online] Justin Bieber puked on stage this weekend, and still managed to keep singing*! [BuzzFeed] Did Brigette Nielson and Arnold Swarzenegger DO IT? [Dlisted] Oh dear. After last week, you’d think Lil […]
In 1999, if you had asked me what I thought of Christina Aguilara, I’d have said, “she’s cute but she’s a terrible dancer.” If you had asked me what I thought of her in 2002, I’d have said, “she kinda got a little gross, right?” And then a little later into 2002 I’d have answered […]
Let’s say I were to tell you that I was handing you $50,000 dollars to spend this weekend, no strings attached. You could spend it all in three days and no one would judge, or you could take a more responsible route. What would you do? Maybe buy a new, practical car, put 10,000 into […]
With a headline like that, you might be thinking “that’s quite the assumption… you haven’t seen every movie so how would you know?” And the answer is WATCH THE VIDEO AND SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN. Happy Friday, everyone! Let’s get to work.
Um, okay. Ghost sex: yay or nay?
If I was going to name a celebrity that was on a campaign to get you to stop jerkin’ it, who do you think it would be? Kirk Cameron? Chuck Norris? Rick Moranis? What if I said 50 Cent, the rapper behind the song Candy Shop? Yup, it’s option D, my friends. Despite the overwhelming […]
Phone sex has long been a tool for couples who are apart for long stretches of time. Then came Facetime and Skype, allowing couples to see each other face to face (or other body part to other body part) and engage in some virtual sexy time. And now, a Taiwanese businessman named Oni Chen has […]
