Holiday weekends are the best. Sunday comes and just when you think you have to get ready to go back to work, it’s like The Universe hands you an extra day of fun and relaxation. Sometimes, though, it throws you off. Like all of a sudden Monday is Tuesday and today is yesterday and someone […]
Okay, so maybe I haven’t exactly been on a search for the worst infomercial of the year. Maybe the only other infomercial I’ve even taken notice of this year was for Vince “I bite hookers” Schlomi and his “Schticky” back in January. But either way, it doesn’t matter. I didn’t need to see any other […]
As kids and college students alike pull on their Hello Kitty backpacks and head back to school, I think it’s important for us adults to get a bit of education in ourselves. This is Booty Call University after all, and we all need to get our mushy, coffee-and-expense-report-driven brains thinking sometimes. Luckily, I found a […]
If your company’s “manager incentive” program involved watching porn and attending prostitute parties, you might think you had died and gone to heaven. Not so much for one Brazilian employee of beverage company Ambev – the Latin American unit of Anheuser-Busch InBev, the world’s largest beer brewer. According to the Huffington Post, the Brazilian man […]
Every time I see something like this, I immediately think about how uptight and prudish America can be when it comes to sex. If this were to happen on an American flight, someone would probably tackle that woman, pistol-whip her, and then tell the press that she had raped their children and then forced the […]
They say all is fair in love and war, but we’re wondering how fair Kim Kardashian feels about her boyfriend talking about her sex tape to millions of listeners. According to Idolator, Kanye West’s new single is just as risque as his past songs, although this one takes a jab at his new flame, reality […]
President Obama blew up the internet when he did a Q&A session on Reddit. [Reddit] The new iPhone will be revealed on September 12th, which is great because I just got the 4S. Super awesome. [BuzzFeed] RIP Michael Clarke Duncan, Oscar nominee from The Green Mile. He passed away yesterday from complications of a heart […]
Like the moon landing or 9/11, we all remember where we were when the hit single Pony, by Ginuwine, hit the airwaves. Boys got boners, girls blushed in confusion, and mothers and fathers around the world gasped and said things like “America’s goin’ down the gol durn tube!” Although the song slowly lost momentum, and […]
We are proud every week to share our members’ happy-ever-afters, stories of meeting their soul mates and even getting married – all from a site called OnlineBootyCall! However, we rarely get to hear the happy couples’ stories after a few weeks, months, or years of being together (except of course, in this special case), and […]
Good morning, everyone! Today, there are many things to be thankful for- the fact that it’s Friday before Labor Day weekend, the lovely weather that about 75% of the country is experiencing (our hearts go out to those affected by Hurricane Isaac, btw), the fact that you aren’t Doug Hutchison, our friends, family, and of […]
