It’s been a couple months, and a dozen dates. You’ve been having fun. The conversation is great. The sex is better. You find yourself kinda giddy and dreamy throughout the day, thinking about all the fun you and your Whatever have been enjoying. In fact, the only negative thought you’ve had in the last couple […]
REJOICE, because America’s favorite child bride, Courtney Stodden, officially turned 43 18 yesterday, and victoriously announced that she had been FLOODED with porn offers, from porn big-wigs like Brazzers, who wants her to star with “Million Dollar Penis” porn star Kieran Lee, and Babes.com. According to The Superficial, Courtney Stodden has not yet decided whether […]
It’s clearly been a rough day. I invoked the lyrics of System of a Down earlier. I made The Nipple Sword Lord our Hump Day Hottie of the week. So you’ll have to forgive the weird mood I’ve been in. Let’s get back to business and talk about more OBC Tips: How To Move Your […]
No need to call an ambulance, you are NOT having a stroke. It’s true – our Hump Day Hottie of the week is a women you probably only know for repeatedly flashing a set of boobs that made people scream “THOSE NIPPLES! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THOSE NIPPLES!” (that link is NSFW, if you couldn’t […]
WAKE UP! SOMETHIN SOMETHIN SOMETHIN SOMETHIN MAKEUP! I DON’T KNOW THE NEXT WORDS SHAKEUP(??) blah blah blah blah shakeup! … okay. I’m sorry guys. I’m sorry, 90s band System of a Down. That was not a good start to a morning blog post. Let’s turn a new page, shall we? Everyone (you too, System of […]
It’s a weird day in San Diego. The weather is warm and muggy, but it’s cloudy and raining a little bit. This is what I imagine it’s like to live in Florida, except we have fewer cannibalistic maulings and people stealing from girl scouts. Needless to say, a day like this makes me want to […]
Oh Prince Harry. Still trying to steal the heart of the rebellious-sorority-girl-looking-to-piss-off-her-parents inside me. First nude pics from Harry’s Vegas penthouse emerged, and now there are reports that a video was filmed that night. BUT OF WHAT????? I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! Via RadarOnline: “There is video of Harry partying naked with women in the Las Vegas […]
A lot of people are poking fun at this music video today, saying it’s silly and totally-Bollywood and the auto-tune is overdone even in this post-Kesha world. However, on this Tuesday morning, sometimes you just need a little inspiration, and Vennu Mallesh’s hit single, “It’s My Life Whatever I Wanna Do,” is just that. Vannu […]
Sometimes, things that once seemed perfect begin to fade. Like, say, the fresco of Jesus crowned with thorns. Unlike that disaster, though, anybody can touch up their dating profile without completely destroying it in such a way that it’s so bad it’s funny. Here are a few of OBC’s tips for how to give your […]
