It’s officially the weekend, everyone! And you know what that means – time to party like it’s 1999. So you grab the punch, I’ll grab some snacks, and let’s all hit the weekend button (right after we call the police on Teen Mom Farrah, because this sh*t is getting out of control).
A lot of people like to say that the never-ending attention, stalking, and lack of privacy that celebrities deal with is a “part of their job,” and that by deciding to join the entertainment industry, it’s something they’re just gonna have to “deal with.” I kind of think that reasoning is bullshit, because every human […]
Sure this is just a rendering. And yeah, okay, it’s not even 2013 yet. And FINE, if you INSIST, these images are neither promoted nor confirmed by GM or Chevrolet, the makers of the Corvette. But let’s just go with YES, this is what the new Corvette is going to look like. And if that’s […]
Hold up on scheduling that Brazilian, ladies – because new evidence is surfacing that may show waxing your bikini area could lead to infections, including those of the STD sort! Physician Emily Gibson, in an article for KevinMD.com, says that despite women’s (and men’s) desperate attempts to keep pubic hair at bay, the hair itself […]
Disclaimer: although I fully support the comedy in this hilarious review of Five Guys burgers by YouTuber Daym Drops, I would just like to let it be known that west coast chain In-n-Out is clearly, undeniably, unquestionably, without-a-doubt a better cheese burger than Five Guys’. In fact, it’s not even fair to compare them because […]
While we prefer our own, more realistic condoms, this video promotes self sex, so we’re all for it. Even if it is cheesy and weird and pretty terribly-acted and simulates two dudes LITERALLY SWORD-FIGHTING WITH THEIR DICKS, the chick who plays Leia is hot, and the idea of Lando Calrissian and Leia getting it on […]
Unlike the horrible film it parodies, I would totally see this movie. Olivia Munn in all her glorious sexiness combined with the supreme cameo of William Daniels (aka Mr. Feeny, teacher of grades 2 to 12) make Ghost Tits a movie that I am REALLY BUMMED doesn’t exist. Then again, imagining Olivia Munn’s boobs disappearing […]
You know how sometimes you’re on your yacht, moving swiftly across the Pacific with no real plans of where to go, the sun high above and a long day of fun in the sun slowly moving into the evening and you’re just like F*CK THIS SH*T I AM BORED OUT OF MY MIND? I know […]
They say that the first years of marriage are the most trying time in your relationship. After the honeymoon phase, it’s like, “uh… what’s next?” Such is not the case with our own relationship with our weekly testiMOANials – one year has passed and we’re just as excited as we were on day one to […]
It’s true what they say – “when it rains, it pours“… it’s true for hooking up (especially on OBC), and it’s true for celebrity arrests! After learning yesterday that Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson was arrested for allegedly headbutting his wife of six weeks after she caught him cheating, it appears a bunch of other celebs decided […]
