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SOTS Thursday
I have long been a fan of rapper Childish Gambino, AKA Donald Glover, AKA Troy on Community, AKA writer on 30 Rock and the best bit part of all time, so it’s no surprise that when CG released the music video for his single “Fire Fly,” I just had to choose it for this week’s […]
Dating Site Raffles off Free Divorce
The team at OBC is quite open about our stance on marriage: yeah, it’s for some people, but for many it ends up being a big, irreparable mistake that destroys them emotionally (not to mention their wallets). However, we have members who find love (and marriage) on our site, so we’re not huge fans of […]
Twilight Fan Has Some Words For Kristen Stewart
Yesterday was a dramatic day for fans of the teen vampire book/movie series, Twilight. Despite their belief that their favorite on and off-screen lovers, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, were MADE FOR EACH OTHER <3<3<3, they were rudely awakened to reality when reports (with photographic evidence) surfaced that Kristen had cheated on Rob with her […]
Hump Day Hottie: Brooke Burke
Sometimes when scoping out candidates for our Hump Day Hotties, I realize that my ideal age cut-off hovers around 22 to 25 years old. And while it’s true that many of the sexiest women in Hollywood still can’t legally rent a car, there are plenty of women over 30 who deserve to be our Hump […]
Labiaplasty Documentary is Informative, Weird
In a new British documentary, by filmmaker Ellie Land, three women discuss their decisions to get Labiaplasties – the elective, cosmetic surgery to “tidy up” the area surrounding the vagina, a procedure that is becoming more and more common by the year. The documentary, Centrefold, just got a trailer, and it seems as though the […]
Carly Rae Jepsen Nude Pics Hacked!
Assuming you aren’t fifteen years old, you may not know who Carly Rae Jepsen is, but you definitely know her biggest hit – the notoriously catchy “Call Me Maybe,” which has been covered by everyone from Jimmy Fallon to Colin Powell. The bubble gum pop song suggests that it was written and performed by a […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
As Sally O’Malley once said (and kicked, and punched, and kicked) I’M FIFTY! That’s right, our weekly TestiMOANial Tuesday installments turn 50 weeks old today, and we couldn’t be prouder of our many wonderful members who came looking for fun and left with a monogamous relationship. Of course, this dating site wasn’t made specifically to […]
Husband Pranks Wife in Spectacular Fashion
We at OBC aren’t big on marriage. Sure, many of our members have found love and have decided to join themselves in “holy matrimony,” but for the most part, we think it’s just a legality that generally turns into couples hating each other and both suffering mentally, emotionally, and often monetarily in the end. However, […]
Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power!
Now that the hype surrounding the Shake Weight has cooled, the world has begun to crave a new, more sexual work out device to laugh at, then secretly purchase, and then hide under the bed in shame. Luckily, our Korean friends have gifted us with just that device, and it’s called the HORSE RIDING FITNESS […]