When people take to Twitter late at night after seeing one of our many commercials, the most commonly used phrase is one I had to look up: “SMH.” It doesn’t mean “so many hotties!” as I assumed, but instead means, “shaking my head,” as in disbelief or shock. We always find this to be so […]
I guess technically these shoes never MADE it to the shelves, but you catch my drift. After Adidas shared the first glimpses of their new line of “JS Roundhouse Mids,” aka Shackle Shoes, the criticism began to pour in. According to Gawker, many took offense to the shoes for looking like a “slavery line” and […]
File this under “Things I Never Wanted to See Ever But Then I Hit Play And Couldn’t Stop Watching.” Notoriously strange Icelandic music group Sigur Ros have released a new music video for their song “Fjogur Piano,” and it has something I know you’d always been wondering about: Shia LeBeouf’s penis. Yup, our favorite little […]
Sure I think soccer is a boring, incomprehensible sport filled with athletic dudes who act like big ol’ sissies. And yeah, okay, I think Maroon 5 is one of the worst things to happen to music since the invention of dubstep. This is all true. HOWEVER, that doesn’t stop me from thinking this video of […]
Hear the name Rodney King, and what do you think of? Some think of the racial turmoil in the US during the late 80s and early 90s. Others think of abusive of power that many police officers still take part in to this day. Some just repeat the famous line, “can we all just get […]
Possible reasons that a face that used to look like this has transformed into that: 1. She’s fulfilling her dream of becoming a panther. 2. In solidarity with Macauley Culkin’s character in My Girl, she got stung by 1,000 bees. 3. Trying out a new beauty routine, she’s been hanging upside down for the past […]
SPEAKING OF CHICAGO, I apparently made a huge faux pas on my vacation by not visiting a local legend called The Weiner Circle, a hot dog stand that is infamously rude. Like, scary rude. Like, I’m not sure a hot dog is worth that kind of humiliation rude. Conan O’Brien (who was in Chicago at […]
The NBA Finals are in full swing, with the Heat and Thunder at one win apiece, and everyone is wondering who will be the standout star for the series. I didn’t get to see much b-ball while on mini-vacay (poor Chicagoans are Bulls fans), but it appears Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, and Russell Westbrook have […]
Sure, it might just be a commercial for waterproof watches. But I’m sure there is some coked-up promoter in Queens who saw this commercial and is currently looking up the liability laws for people drowning in the middle of a Trey Songz hump fest. So, would you?
After the delight that was seeing Chris Brown get his comeuppance this morning, I was extraordinarily BUMMED when I returned to web hunting to find that weird, creepy, awful human being Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom) had filmed a self-pleasure pornography and that the first screencaps from the vid had been released. It’s like watching a […]
